Apolytonian Despotism Front (joke)

[GodKing]

I am proud to stand next to UnOrthOdOx in this thread. We are cruel and tyranical. Let the world know it. Show it one and all, and change our "government" to let all know.

[mrmitchell]

As UnOrthO has persuaded me I changed the first post subject to NO LONGER A joke but i dont believe I can change the thread title, shame. Also I will stop [roleplay]ing my arguments. Man, UnOrthO, you're way too convincing---next thing you know you'll be telling me that severing your limbs helps your balance, and I'll believe it.

Originally posted by UnOrthOdOx

You prove the point in your very post. We are a violent, barbaric peoples, let us claim a government to reflect as much. DESPOTISM NOW!!! Grind the miserable heathens into obedience of our omnipotent leader, and into the service of the almighty Banana!!!

UnOrthO speaks the truth! Let us now declare to the world our true inner self and intent! We enslave our foreigners, we whip our own citizens, we desire secrecy. Let the world know our intent, to violently conquer them and bring them also as Un says under the heel of our glorious Ruler MWIA! (I bet MWIA's glad he has a fan club. )

Come, before it is too late! Bring those free-speaking heathens back into the servitude to the Great Nation Apolytonia, which under the Almighty Banana can never fail!

[mrmitchell]

Ah, yes, the great rallying cry of the ADF, I had forgotten.

DESPOTISM NOW!!!

[Arnelos]

As I stated in Unortho's thread....

Pursuant to Unortho's statement that we are all unenlightened win-at-all-costs competitors... I hereby support a switch to the incredibly unenlightened form of government known as "democracy" where the masses rule themselves...

Why?

Simple, being the win-at-all-costs type of person that we all are, I'm willing to go to ANY LENGTH (as Unortho correctly claimed) to win Though many would obviously consider giving the masses real power distasteful, I am being a true Apolytonian (by Unortho's argument) by supporting the switch out of purely Apolyton-aggrandizing motives

So...

To Democracy! Give the hudled, filthy, and illiterate masses power if it will advance our nation and let the enlightened rule of the educated and literate classes be damned.