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    Well, today, several famous individuals were interviewed over what they thought the name of the war should be.

    Jed Clampett: How 'bout 'The Great 'Coon an' Squirrel Chase Turned Hog Wild'?

    Adolf Hitler: Ze Great Klentshing!

    Mao Zedong: How about 'The People's War for the Extermination of Just About Everybody Else Hahahaha I'm a Raving Lunatic'?

    Clint Eastwood: I don't know, but you look awful familiar, stranger...

    Ronal Reagan: The...what was the question?

    and...

    Hilary Clinton: The First Great Struggle of Humankind to Assert Women's Rights...sorta...and to Ensure Political Correctness...ummm...and...and to...

    Well, obviously no one agreed on what it should be amoung them, but I personally like the 600 Years War.
    Empire growing,
    Pleasures flowing,
    Fortune smiles and so should you.

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