1. For the Gazette:
Cleopatra, dressed in an apron, slaps a rolling pin on her hand as she looks down on little Montezuma with cherry-cream-blueberry pie all over his face.
2. From the Tenochtitlan papers:
GÓÓÓL!!!
Montezuma throws Lincoln’s head through the stone hoop of that stone hoop game the Aztecs play.
3. From the Berliner Zeitung:
As Montezuma runs away with a hamburger from the American buffet table, Fat Bastard Apolytonia gets up from his revoltingly messy table with the remains of French fries and Persian baklava all over it and shouts "Hey! Yew come back here or I'll gie yew a kick in the arse! I ha'not finished mah second course yet!"
Cleopatra, dressed in an apron, slaps a rolling pin on her hand as she looks down on little Montezuma with cherry-cream-blueberry pie all over his face.
2. From the Tenochtitlan papers:
GÓÓÓL!!!
Montezuma throws Lincoln’s head through the stone hoop of that stone hoop game the Aztecs play.
3. From the Berliner Zeitung:
As Montezuma runs away with a hamburger from the American buffet table, Fat Bastard Apolytonia gets up from his revoltingly messy table with the remains of French fries and Persian baklava all over it and shouts "Hey! Yew come back here or I'll gie yew a kick in the arse! I ha'not finished mah second course yet!"
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