Apolytonian Life Insurance Company

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

We live in troubled times dear citizen, With both Royal and Peasant (Republic revolutionaries) assasination lists circulating, you can no longer be assured of a bright tomorrow.

But, for mere eaglots a day you can have the peace of mind that your family will be covered.

At ALIC (Apolytonian Life Insurancy Company) we offer many plans, and one is sure to fit your needs.

Basic Plan
This policy pays on the event of your death. Simple and secure
Note no payment will be made to anyone but the deceased party covered in this policy. For payment the deceased must report to an authorized ALIC agency and provide official and verbal confirmation of their identity.


Vengence Plan
This policy pays no monetary amount, but on the death of the policy holder six predesignated individuals will be sent to join the dearly departed in dearly departedness.

[Donal Graeme]

[Duddha]

We live in troubled times dear citizen, With both Royal and Peasant (Republic revolutionaries) assasination lists circulating, you can no longer be assured of a bright tomorrow.

With my reputation, I think I'm going to need some.

[GePap]

Re: Apolytonian Life Insurance Company

Originally posted by GhengisFarb
We live in troubled times dear citizen, With both Royal and Peasant (Republic revolutionaries) assasination lists circulating, you can no longer be assured of a bright tomorrow.

But, for mere eaglots a day you can have the peace of mind that your family will be covered.

At ALIC (Apolytonian Life Insurancy Company) we offer many plans, and one is sure to fit your needs.

Basic Plan
This policy pays on the event of your death. Simple and secure
Note no payment will be made to anyone but the deceased party covered in this policy. For payment the deceased must report to an authorized ALIC agency and provide official and verbal confirmation of their identity.


Vengence Plan
This policy pays no monetary amount, but on the death of the policy holder six predesignated individuals will be sent to join the dearly departed in dearly departedness.

Wait, if each of the six are theselves policy holders, does this mean the death of one individual on the vengence plan would also mean paying out 6 basic polices? And what oif they have a vengence policy? were are the six of the six, and thier six, and their six, and their sx, and theit six.... be burried?

We must move immidately to ban the Vengence policy! it may lead to the savage depopulation of our glorious state? if insurence agants are killing all our men, who will plant? who will fight?



WE MUST BAN THE VENGENCE POLICY! i CALL ON THE KING TO INTERVENE BEFORE IT DESTROYS HIS KINGDOM!

[Shiber]

Cool! I'd like two please.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Re: Re: Apolytonian Life Insurance Company

Originally posted by GePap


WE MUST BAN THE VENGENCE POLICY! i CALL ON THE KING TO INTERVENE BEFORE IT DESTROYS HIS KINGDOM!

The King already has an active Vengence Policy.

[Arnelos]

Re: Re: Apolytonian Life Insurance Company

Originally posted by GePap


Wait, if each of the six are theselves policy holders, does this mean the death of one individual on the vengence plan would also mean paying out 6 basic polices? And what oif they have a vengence policy? were are the six of the six, and thier six, and their six, and their sx, and theit six.... be burried?

We must move immidately to ban the Vengence policy! it may lead to the savage depopulation of our glorious state? if insurence agants are killing all our men, who will plant? who will fight?



WE MUST BAN THE VENGENCE POLICY! i CALL ON THE KING TO INTERVENE BEFORE IT DESTROYS HIS KINGDOM!

Ah, but this is not quite true. It's unlikely to spiral out of control because most of the people who get vengeance policies likely have people listed on their policy who, in turn, have THEM on their vengeance policies...

For instance, I'm rather sure the king has my name on his and, should I obtain a policy, I'm likely to have his name on mine... see? So if one of us dies and this "Apolytonian Life Insurance Agency" is still around to be doing business, all it does it that the other one goes down with us, but none outside the dispute do so :-).

The above example brings up a good point of how the company may be required by its own policy to commit treason... somehow I think the king would have a problem with this company if every member of the ARF filled out a type #2 policy with the King's name at the top of their list... compelling the insurance company to send assassins after the monarch

Hmmm.... come to think of it, this isn't so bad of a tactic...

[Zero]

I thought we don;t kill criminals and send them up to the front where they serve determined amount of time.

[Arnelos]

Originally posted by Calc II
I thought we don;t kill criminals and send them up to the front where they serve determined amount of time.

Revolutions are generally pretty bloody affairs... so, basically, all bets are off

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

We never got to pay out on a Vengence Policy.

[History Guy]

Yes, Barzini is dead. So is Moe Green...Bruno Tatalia, Struchi...all the heads of the five families...

[Epistax]

I want a vengence policy. I'll put random names on it and hope they match with people.

[GodKing]

I think I missed something........

[Epistax]

/me writes "Godking" on an official looking document

[Arnelos]

This thread brings back some memories...