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The year is 310 AD.
The location is the Apolytonian Palace in Apolytonia.
A great crowd has gathered by the gate, on the steps and in the throne room.
OPD stands powerfully at the top of the small stairway, sword in hand, crown on head and Minister of City Planning, Godking, standing just back and to the right of him.
"Donegeal!" Godking bellows. "Step forth and kneel before our powerful and just leader!"
Donegeal emerges from the crowd of dignitaries assembled in the hall and steps before OPD and kneels with his head lowered in a show of humbleness.
"Rise thy head, honorable Donegeal!" OPD said. "You have done much to deserve this position of power I am placing you in. Your well thought out arguments on the Persian War has lead Apolytonia on a Glorious quest to enlighten the Persian people to the ways of the Banana. Your actions on the front while under the leadership of his Greatness, General Ramses, lead to the victory that General Sun Tzu based his great novel, the Art of War, on. No one will forget how when you lost your spear in the belly of the Goliath Persian Archer, you reached down from your steed and scooped up the sword of a fallen comrade and charged the remaining platoon of archers on your own. Those efforts lead SMC Aggie to push for the technology known as Chivalry. You, Donegeal, were our First Knight. And with this distinction comes Honor and Responsibility."
OPD raises his sword and taps each of Donegeal's shoulders
"I dub thee Donegeal! Warlord of Pina Colada, First Knight of Apolytonia!"
"Rise Lord Donegeal, and greet the populace of our great empire as one of its leaders!"
Donegeal rises and turns to address the cheering crowed as servants place the Royal Cape of Apolytonia about his shoulders and back.
"Thank you for this honor, Sire! I pledge to do all that I can first for the Empire, then for the people of Pina Colada." Donegeal announces. "Having been an Advisor for the Ameri-poly people under the strong arm of the rebel despot General Washington until I was enlightened to the ways of the Banana by the liberation of Del Monte, I will greatly enjoy having him as my piss bucket boy!"
The crowd roars in cheer and laughter.
"Seriously, though, I will give recommendation to the MCP on a constant basis. I also deem that the entire Region will gladly submit and strongly urge the MCP on any request by another minister, be it the Minister of Imperial Expansion, the Supreme Military Commander, right down to the Minister of Public Works."
"Thank you again OPD, Godking and the people of Apolytonia! Let the celebration begin!"
The location is the Apolytonian Palace in Apolytonia.
A great crowd has gathered by the gate, on the steps and in the throne room.
OPD stands powerfully at the top of the small stairway, sword in hand, crown on head and Minister of City Planning, Godking, standing just back and to the right of him.
"Donegeal!" Godking bellows. "Step forth and kneel before our powerful and just leader!"
Donegeal emerges from the crowd of dignitaries assembled in the hall and steps before OPD and kneels with his head lowered in a show of humbleness.
"Rise thy head, honorable Donegeal!" OPD said. "You have done much to deserve this position of power I am placing you in. Your well thought out arguments on the Persian War has lead Apolytonia on a Glorious quest to enlighten the Persian people to the ways of the Banana. Your actions on the front while under the leadership of his Greatness, General Ramses, lead to the victory that General Sun Tzu based his great novel, the Art of War, on. No one will forget how when you lost your spear in the belly of the Goliath Persian Archer, you reached down from your steed and scooped up the sword of a fallen comrade and charged the remaining platoon of archers on your own. Those efforts lead SMC Aggie to push for the technology known as Chivalry. You, Donegeal, were our First Knight. And with this distinction comes Honor and Responsibility."
OPD raises his sword and taps each of Donegeal's shoulders
"I dub thee Donegeal! Warlord of Pina Colada, First Knight of Apolytonia!"
"Rise Lord Donegeal, and greet the populace of our great empire as one of its leaders!"
Donegeal rises and turns to address the cheering crowed as servants place the Royal Cape of Apolytonia about his shoulders and back.
"Thank you for this honor, Sire! I pledge to do all that I can first for the Empire, then for the people of Pina Colada." Donegeal announces. "Having been an Advisor for the Ameri-poly people under the strong arm of the rebel despot General Washington until I was enlightened to the ways of the Banana by the liberation of Del Monte, I will greatly enjoy having him as my piss bucket boy!"
The crowd roars in cheer and laughter.
"Seriously, though, I will give recommendation to the MCP on a constant basis. I also deem that the entire Region will gladly submit and strongly urge the MCP on any request by another minister, be it the Minister of Imperial Expansion, the Supreme Military Commander, right down to the Minister of Public Works."
"Thank you again OPD, Godking and the people of Apolytonia! Let the celebration begin!"
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