I was a humble weapons maker, (shut up, I was) when the Great Banana chose me as its Chosen and marked be with the avatar The Big Banana.
I knew not why I had been marked only that a sweet, fruity smell lingered whereever I went (and attracted far too many fruit flies). But alas the time has come for me to 'pass the banana' on to the new Chosen of the Banana (actually I never intended to keep this avatar, as it doesn't fit me at all).
So, those who feel they are worthy: feel free to download the blessing of the Most Powerful Banana and carry its mark with pride. Only time (and your post count) shall tell who are worthy to be Chosen of the Banana!
I knew not why I had been marked only that a sweet, fruity smell lingered whereever I went (and attracted far too many fruit flies). But alas the time has come for me to 'pass the banana' on to the new Chosen of the Banana (actually I never intended to keep this avatar, as it doesn't fit me at all).
So, those who feel they are worthy: feel free to download the blessing of the Most Powerful Banana and carry its mark with pride. Only time (and your post count) shall tell who are worthy to be Chosen of the Banana!
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