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  • #16
    Oh. Ohhhhhh, I get it. "Arms", that's a nice term for it. I think I might adopt it.
    Arms...
    "Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
    And the truth isn't what you want to see,
    Close your eyes, and let music set you free..."
    - Phantom of the Opera

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    • #17
      Originally posted by skywalker
      Oh, and Shiber, you're hired. I'm promoting you to head of my entire R&D team.

      Also, do to the abundance of ideas you seem to have on this subject, I'm creating another subcorporations called Skywalker Arms and Munitions.
      Hmmm, if Skywalker's Agricultural operation is going to muscle in on my weapons/industrial operation AND my Ubergorsk market territory perhaps I should look into introducing products based on these new plants I've been setting on: Sugar Cane, Cocoa Plants, and Coffee beans..........

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      • #18
        Then maybe you'd be interested in my new invention which I call a "car coffee cup holder". That unless skywalker decides to pay extra for exclusive access to my plans and my workshop, of course (*ahem*, hint hint).
        "Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
        And the truth isn't what you want to see,
        Close your eyes, and let music set you free..."
        - Phantom of the Opera

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Shiber
          Then maybe you'd be interested in my new invention which I call a "car coffee cup holder". That unless skywalker decides to pay extra for exclusive access to my plans and my workshop, of course (*ahem*, hint hint).
          Absolutely, this would go well with the new Coffee product and while we're finalizing the deal fell free to sample our spokesmodel candidates...

          Umm, Sorry slip of the tongue, I mean our "products" not the spokesmodel candidates..,

          You seem to have many "entrepreneural qualities" perhaps you would be interested in our Executive Program?

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          • #20
            By the way, what is this "car" you were referring too?

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            • #21
              Shiber, yes, I'll pay you for exclusive access to all of your designs. GhengisFarb, would you be interested in a merger?

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              • #22
                Originally posted by skywalker
                Shiber, yes, I'll pay you for exclusive access to all of your designs. GhengisFarb, would you be interested in a merger?
                Hmmm Perhaps we should negotiate something, I do not believe Apolytonia has any anti-trust laws yet....

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                • #23
                  GhengisFarb -

                  You're current stock price is b50 per share. I'll pay b70 per share for the company.

                  Wait, we haven't discovered economics yet, have we? Oh well, I'll still pay you 40% EXTRA for your company.

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                  • #24
                    Also, I'll make you head of my weapons subsidiary.

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                    • #25
                      Apolytonian Weapon Works is a proprietorship and as our assets appear to exceed yours I find it highly unlikely you could afford to buy it out.

                      I would be open to market perimeters, say your operations steer clear of manufacturing and I steer clear of food stuffs.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by GhengisFarb
                        By the way, what is this "car" you were referring too?
                        It's a transportation device similar to a chariot only it is not powered by horses. You'll need the coffee cup holder when you're driving in tiles that have no roads, otherwise it would spill all over your pants. It's a good thing I invented it (though not in time to save my best pair, I'm afraid).
                        "Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
                        And the truth isn't what you want to see,
                        Close your eyes, and let music set you free..."
                        - Phantom of the Opera

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Shiber
                          It's a transportation device similar to a chariot only it is not powered by horses. You'll need the coffee cup holder when you're driving in tiles that have no roads, otherwise it would spill all over your pants. It's a good thing I invented it (though not in time to save my best pair, I'm afraid).
                          Sounds great, offers Shiber huge stack of Banana of Marques, I'll beat any offer Skywalker makes, and what's more I pay in Banana of Marques, simply redeem them at any of my agents for bananas when you need them and you don't have to worry about rotting bananas or those pesky fruit flies!
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                          • #28
                            Whowee!! BUCKAROONIES!!
                            But I'm afraid I'll have to wait for Skywalker's bid before I shake hands on it.
                            "Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
                            And the truth isn't what you want to see,
                            Close your eyes, and let music set you free..."
                            - Phantom of the Opera

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