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  • #31
    The Banana shall punish you and your followers for your ways.Except no bananas to grow this year....and more bad things will happen.we let you win the war with america, but just be wary of future wars you idiot.
    Um, I don't understand the reason for being called an idiot and what does this cult have to do with the war with america?

    'id·i·ot (¹d“¶-…t) n. 1. A foolish or stupid person. 2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.'

    I would just like to point out that I do feel offended and request why I am considered as mentally retarted.

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    • #32
      BURN THE HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • #33
        'BURN THE HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
        thats what I talking about just one question you do relise that I consider the banana as not evil, merely a innuendo and therefore a pervert

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        • #34
          You do not offer the Banana its divinely deserved respect. You are a heretic.

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          • #35
            I reject all of everybodies false Gods. I once thought had a vision, but it was none other than a government goones with torches and bells drugginf me and telling me loads of bs. Through this banana, or whatever other god you want, the government uses to control us. I hence for renounce these gods. I wilkl now take up the oxymoronic 'faith of science'. Through it I have built my first catapult and brothel house. It has brought nothing but joy and enlightenment to me, where as this banana brought the sacrafice of my dog, Herbie.

            Kman
            "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
            - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
            Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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            • #36
              there is no such thing as entertaining spam. This is role playing - now thats entertaining.

              *roles 20 sided dice to see if he regaines faith in any gods*
              "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
              - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
              Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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              • #37
                Kramerman I once again fully agree with you but I ask you the following question what science? most of our mordern science is yet to invented or thought up and therefore the only faith we have at the moment is that of the god/s. However if this cult fails then I would happily join the oxymoronic faith in science

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                • #38
                  While I shall always give the Big Banana its due, let it be known that a team of my geologists discovered ancient temples to another god while looking for mineral deposits.

                  Apparently, there is another great and powerful diety, and many of Apolytonias worship him, whether in earnest or simple lipservice, behold the image of
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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by rendelnep
                    Kramerman I once again fully agree with you but I ask you the following question what science? most of our mordern science is yet to invented or thought up and therefore the only faith we have at the moment is that of the god/s. However if this cult fails then I would happily join the oxymoronic faith in science
                    Oh, well science and research has not produced much yet, but our discoveries are very promising. For me, it is hard to believe how we once lived, before iron working, mathematics, literature, map making, construction, etc. These discoveries have made life a million times easier, and more fullfilled. Just imagine what wonders we may accomplish if we continue to nurture this science and research. Although it is not as fun as sacrificing virgins , its long term benefits is well worth it for me.

                    Kman
                    "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
                    - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
                    Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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                    • #40
                      This Lord Spamalot is no g0d! He ees the deveel inkarnate!

                      Lord Spamalot and his evil band of trolls are against all that our Triune g0d stands for!

                      btw, we should have a pantheon of evil spirits too! every major religion always has bad guys to go along with their good guys...
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                      • #41
                        what things like foul tasting vegetables, namely the brussel's sprout

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Epistax
                          MJW you're just jealous you didn't do this thread first
                          No i am not!
                          “...This means GCA won 7 battles against our units, had Horsemen retreat from 2 battles against NMs, and lost 0 battles.” --Jon Shafer 1st ISDG

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                          • #43
                            Do not resist, for the powers of THE GREAT I SPAM are most infinite!

                            All those who resist THE GREAT I SPAM shall be crushed.

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                            • #44
                              I have heard of one whose powers far surpass those of Spam: Ming

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                              • #45
                                If THE GREAT I SPAM is going to be the evil one compared to the good banana dieties, we need to come up with some decent minions. Like "Trollop the Deceiver" or somethin......

                                Spam-a-ram-a-ding-dong........

                                Spam Anderson...

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