The Court of Apolytonia is in Session: Case 00000

[notyoueither]

Kangaroo is currently off line, but wanted me to ask both Epistax and Apocalypse for a further post on the topic of BNA (banana nucleic acid).

What is the significance of this?

[Epistax]

BNA is simply the very essence of divinity. (I am sure DanQ and MarkG share in this well)

The shape of a BNA is so complex it cannot be drawn or described by mortals, but it is well known that we came from a part of it. We are the children of the banana divinity, born in its image (after a fashion; we have more hair).

We come from the banana, we live by the banana, we die and return to the banana.

Banana. If it had a B on the end, it would be complete. Let us build the B, together.

[Apocalypse]

These religious fundamentalists are dangerous and that is why they should be separated from the government. The constitution is in place to protect that but it is being trampled on.

These people have even created the government funded Banane organization with the slogan "Banana is in its Heaven, Alls Right in the World." From this they have initiated the Banana Instrumentality Project using this BNA. They are creating the abominations known as Bananavangelions.

Government money should not be used in the manipulation of BNA. No where in the constitution is this allowed.

Finished.

[notyoueither]

Thank you both. The court will remain open for a time this evening to be able to recognize questions from the public.

After a time the court will recess for the evening. You may both return tomorrow to address questions put to you through the court by the public or the other 3 (or 4) justices.

[MrWhereItsAt]

My Lord Chief Justice, may I be heard?

[notyoueither]

Yes MrWhereItsAt. Please address the court.

[MrWhereItsAt]

Our people are 98% illiterate, superstitious and afraid of their own shadows. What will comfort them if not the knowledge that The Banana is watching over his chosen people in all things?

[notyoueither]

Thank you. That is a good question. It will be posed to the principle parties when they return.

If no one else has any desire to be recognized, this court will stand in recess shortly.

[notyoueither]

The Court is in Recess

Please do not post prior to it's reconvening. The court will reconvene at about 3pm EST (8pm GMT) Thursday.

Prior to reconvening (or later) you may PM me any questions or statements you may wish to have posted if the times are inconvenient for you.

[notyoueither]

The Court is in Session

If anyone else wishes to be heard, please approach. Some of the other justices may be paying attention as well.

/Edit. Epistax and Apocalypse. MWIA posed a question. You may give an answer if you have one.

[Apocalypse]

People can still worship the Banana, but this is getting out of hand. It shouldn't be influencing the government in the way I've mentioned. The Banana isn't the only deity people believe in. There are the gOdz Markos and Dan.

Finished.

[notyoueither]

Thank you Apocalypse.

[themagicbanana]

i shall punish all non-believers!i shall punish the people of apolyton as demonstration of my might.no bananas for an entire year!!!!and your future wars are cursed until i say so!

[notyoueither]

You sir, are out of order. Please desist.

[rendelnep]

excuse me, Judge notyoueither I am aware that you will find this post out of order but never the less I would like to register a formal complaint against themagicbanana because of the following post found in my thread:

The Banana shall punish you and your followers for your ways.Except no bananas to grow this year....and more bad things will happen.we let you win the war with america, but just be wary of future wars you idiot.

This post is found on the second page of my thread. I find that his post is offence and feel that he should be punish for What I believe as unlawful spamming.