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  • #16
    Oh, and all of the jobs are still open.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by skywalker
      The chicken don't swim, they fly back. They're homing chickens.
      hi ,

      yeah , yeah , next ya gona say they have guided missile's also , .....

      so are we now going to create "new" jobs in the government , ........

      just in order to create something , .....

      have a nice day
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      • #18
        Re: Now Hiring! Several Jobs Available!

        Originally posted by skywalker
        I'm offering a b50,000 award for Abe's head.
        Mr. Skywalker,
        Here’s the Abe’s head. I cooked him with a garnish of potatoes, onions, tomatoes and broccoli. It’s an old family’s recipe. Btw, I hope you like broccoli, Mr. Skywalker... This goes very well with that wonderful French red wine.
        Err… about my reward… no check, please. I prefer cash.
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        • #19
          Sure, Aro, thanks. Here are all of the carts full of bananas. If you want to count them, you may.

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          • #20
            No need to count, Mr. Skywalker. I trust you...
            Let me see... one, two, three... Wow! I'm rich!!!!
            I think I’m going to open a restaurant. I may call it… Aro’s.
            Next week, our special will be “Joan’s head flambé with mushroom sauce”. Delicious!
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            • #21
              Ill take the job of body gaurd. I may sounds small but im a ferosious.
              Campaigning for the PW Minister Vote for me ;-)
              "Save me Jeebuz" Homer Simpson

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              • #22
                You didnt ask for this..... but ... er... would you happen to need a ... companion, or escort if you will? I could arrange to pimp one for you through my now flourishing "Kman's Escort Eneterprise" (copy right, official trade mark, all rights reserved). Who needs bodygaurds when you got a woman... or 2... or 8... But dont let me get presumptuous, if it is male company that you would prefer, I could arrange that too.
                The going rate is b20 per hour for basic escorts, b50 for midline models, and b100 per hour for the top of the line. Your only buying time, remember, nothing more. My employees work on tips.
                "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
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                Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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                • #23
                  * throw bricks at the plantation's windows and runs away in a cowardly manner*

                  ahahahahaha!!!

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                  • #24
                    Skywalker: Hi, I'd like to show you all something.

                    Poison-tipped arrow: WHOOSH

                    Rendelnep: *dies*

                    Thanks to Vlad for the idea.

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                    • #25
                      You do relise that I am now technically a martyr although I still wonder how you poisioned arrow managed to hit me 45 minute after I had ran away from the plantation and got back to gaia on horse back.....

                      Ohmy lord mango!!! panag they do have guided missiles
                      Last edited by rendelnep; August 8, 2002, 19:42.

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