UNOFFICIAL: To France or Stay Home?

[Kramerman]

Originally posted by Epistax
We'll rape their horses and ride off on their women!

In soviet russia, horses rape you!

lol

I dunno if Uber would allow beastialty among his men.... maybe necrophilia, but not beastialty...

Kman

[MrWhereItsAt]

Merci, DAVOUT.

Your post certainly improved that translation. No offence intended, Vlad, but reading your post caused me to lose about 6 months worth of University French!

And UnOrthO: how about this:

SMC declares 'National Drunken Nude Day'
Enforces holiday with pantless army

German, Persian emissaries die laughing - WAR declared.

[Inverse Icarus]

i'm not sure what'll be left of joan when i'm done with her, but all citizens of apolytonians have a right to her "spoils"

[Kramerman]

Originally posted by UberKruX
i'm not sure what'll be left of joan when i'm done with her, but all citizens of apolytonians have a right to her "spoils"

WOOHOO!
I call first dibs! After my Supreme Military Commander, of course

Kman

P.S. My above post is sick and tasteless. I apologize....

[Vlad Antlerkov]

Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt
Merci, DAVOUT.

Your post certainly improved that translation. No offence intended, Vlad, but reading your post caused me to lose about 6 months worth of University French!

Well, French is a useless language, anyway.

Then again, so is Latin (which I'm taking).

@ Uber

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by UberKruX
i'm not sure what'll be left of joan when i'm done with her, but all citizens of apolytonians have a right to her "spoils"

Now that's a historical documentary that would boost the History Channel's ratings.

Tonight on the History Channel
Great Battles in History: The Spoils of Joan.

[DAVOUT]

Originally posted by Vlad Antlerkov


Well, French is a useless language, anyway.

..... when translated by an AI poorly equiped for intelligent work.