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  • #16
    lol lets call it Our First Attack Against Americans... yes they'll love that

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    • #17
      In reality, a civ's first war would probably just be called THE war by its people until the second war. So "The First War" or "The First American War" seems a clear indicator of the event & to its historical impact (i.e. the first time we realized we could win if we fought)

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      • #18
        Since we can't have a Six Day War in Civ3, I vote for the Six Turns War.
        Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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        • #19
          Some suggestions :

          The American Liberation War
          First Victory
          American Jihad
          Uber-American War
          The Mother of All Wars
          The Virgin War
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          • #20
            First Imperial War of Territorial Expansion
            or
            First Imperial War of Northern Expansion
            or
            The War of Aggression

            Let's not kid ourselves. There's enough revisionism in real life, why not call it truthfully here? We should remember that our nation's expansion/progression was at the expense of rival Americans and was initiated by us without provocation. Heck, we planned this out for hundreds of years, if that's not a cold-blooded attack ("a day that will live in infamy") on an unsuspecting neighbour, I don't know what is. (Okay, so it's not totally bad, we didn't break an RoP or technically surprise attack since we did declare war - but we are clearly the unprovoked aggressor here.) Don't let the politicians try to spin this one...

            I believe our newspaper has freedom of the press, and even the historian's office is being privatized (no?), so I hope our dear paper's editor will be fair in presenting both sides...

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            • #21
              The War Of Necessity (I) - aka (in the future, after other such wars) WON1

              Can't you see it? We'll be talking about all the WON Wars. ( )
              Consul.

              Back to the ROOTS of addiction. My first missed poll!

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              • #22
                Call it "The First American campaign". No less, no more.

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                • #23
                  Yes, The American Campaign. Saying First would disclose the most secret plans of the General Head Quarter.
                  Statistical anomaly.
                  The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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                  • #24
                    I think Uber's "great leap forward" is excellent... We won't see many wars which will change our situation so drastically (doubling the size of the empire, make us a world power)
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Ninot
                      125 doesnt have a nice ring to it, or is it just me?
                      You could call it the The Hundred Year's war (the real one lasted 116 years, so accuracy does not matter.)


                      Or how about The War of the Dyes. The Jungle War.
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Sir Ralph
                        Call it "The First American campaign". No less, no more.
                        i definitely agree

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by jdjdjd


                          You could call it the The Hundred Year's war (the real one lasted 116 years, so accuracy does not matter.)


                          Or how about The War of the Dyes.
                          You find it!


                          Edit: The War of the Dyes
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                          • #28
                            I believe our newspaper has freedom of the press, and even the historian's office is being privatized (no?), so I hope our dear paper's editor will be fair in presenting both sides...
                            My staff and I will take this under advisement. Perhaps we could arrange an interview with one of the survivors...However, since when does the press ever truly cover both sides of ANY issue? I personally am in favor of presenting OUR side, but am a business man, and if there is a demand for the other side, perhaps it will sell a few more papers?

                            On the Historian side, the ball is in your court people. I can manage and arrange submissions, but I have not recieved any for Historian. I do not have time to WRITE both a history and the paper, and, as Tass before me, I choose the paper. It is my baby after all, and with when nearing 100 subscribers, it is not going to be easy to set aside.
                            One who has a surplus of the unorthodox shall attain surpassing victories. - Sun Pin
                            You're wierd. - Krill

                            An UnOrthOdOx Hobby

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                            • #29
                              OK, going to make a poll tonight.

                              So far the leaders seem to be:

                              The Great Leap Forward
                              The American Campaign (to be called first later)
                              The War of Neccessity (I) (won...I love it...)
                              The War of the Dyes (nice and descriptive)


                              Anyone feel strongly for the other suggestions, or have more?
                              One who has a surplus of the unorthodox shall attain surpassing victories. - Sun Pin
                              You're wierd. - Krill

                              An UnOrthOdOx Hobby

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                              • #30
                                i'll shamelessly agree with my suggestion again.

                                The Great Leap Forward
                                "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                                - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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