Jungle Gazette Wants YOU!!!

[Nubclear]

Are you tired of doing pushups all day with UberKruxs? Are you tired of listening to politics with Timeline? Are you tired of going out, working, and giving all your bananas to the Jungle Gazette?

HERES YOUR CHANCE TO BREAK FREE.

Now, for a limited time, join the Jungle Gazette Wednesday Edition Journalist Team. If you write a story, you get 25% OFF THE REGULAR PRICE!

That's right: 25 percent off the great stories, interviews, war updates, everything you love to read....And its all at a price thats sensable to you!

Join today! Contact tassadar5000@yahoo.com to join up for this incredible offer!

(this is a limited time offer...ends wednesday)

[Epistax]

25% off? Why then it would be free!

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by Epistax
25% off? Why then it would be free!

(shush)

Anyway, would you like to join?

[jdd2007]

only 3/4 of a banana? what a deal! could i send in stories once in a while, but not be part of the official staff?

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by jdd2007
only 3/4 of a banana? what a deal! could i send in stories once in a while, but not be part of the official staff?

But of course! The Jungle Gazette warmly welcomes all reader submissions!

[UnOrthOdOx]

Sure, we will buy freelance articles on a per article basis.

[jdd2007]

cool, OrthO, but do i still get the 25% off?

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by jdd2007
cool, OrthO, but do i still get the 25% off?

YES you do. At least in my paper

[UnOrthOdOx]

OK, here again. Made new e-mail account JUST FOR THIS! You can send your emails to me at UnOrthOdOx3040@AOL.com . Do not worry about who's paper is next, Tass and I will coordinate between ourselves to ensure it makes it into the next edition. Tass, you may want to add this name to your AIM as well.

And, yes Jdd, you will still get a discount on whichever paper your story was put into.