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The Washington Address
President Ninot arrived in Washington a handful of days after the main battle took place. He walked up the steps of the White House, and addressed the victorious soldiers occupying the city, and the citizens of it as well. This is the transcript.
Mere days ago, oppression was avenged, and justice was served. Proud and noble armies converged here in the town of Washington. They encountered an enemy, and slayed that enemy gloriously. And with this victory, those admirable soldiers declared to the land, we are a people not to be trifled with. They announced that nothing will impede the growth of their wonderful nation. They proclaimed "We are Apolytonians!"
Apolytonians fought threw jungle, wild-men and the forces of nature to build the finest nation in the land. But greed and oppression still stood in our way. We Apolytonians stood resilient however, and showed we could as well support the finest fighting-men in the world. Now, a shadow of a man flees, trying to save his cowardly country from us, and we will try to save it from him. He must be stopped, and the armies of Apolytonia will be the means to do this.
Apolytonians, Americans, all in this city of Washington. I ask you to join together, and this nation of Apolytonia will become one for the ages. As one, we will defeat Abraham Lincoln. As one, nothing will ever dare stand in our path again. As one, we will be victors!
Mere days ago, oppression was avenged, and justice was served. Proud and noble armies converged here in the town of Washington. They encountered an enemy, and slayed that enemy gloriously. And with this victory, those admirable soldiers declared to the land, we are a people not to be trifled with. They announced that nothing will impede the growth of their wonderful nation. They proclaimed "We are Apolytonians!"
Apolytonians fought threw jungle, wild-men and the forces of nature to build the finest nation in the land. But greed and oppression still stood in our way. We Apolytonians stood resilient however, and showed we could as well support the finest fighting-men in the world. Now, a shadow of a man flees, trying to save his cowardly country from us, and we will try to save it from him. He must be stopped, and the armies of Apolytonia will be the means to do this.
Apolytonians, Americans, all in this city of Washington. I ask you to join together, and this nation of Apolytonia will become one for the ages. As one, we will defeat Abraham Lincoln. As one, nothing will ever dare stand in our path again. As one, we will be victors!
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