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Greetings,
This evening, we had the most delightful tete-a-tete with our fine President, Mr. Trip. We feel privileged by this opportunity to get to know our brilliant leader better, the person that represents our people to the world.
Trip arrived late in the evening, as we invited him into our quarters. We presented bread, wine, and the finest Bananas. In an effort to get to know our leader better, we had a most enthrilling chit chat.
We asked Trip how the UFC was doing. Expressing the beneficial aspect of parties, and how they reflect glory to all members involved, he stated, "The only reason I created the UFC was so I could seem important". Confirming his dedication to his creation, he added, "if I ever leave the UFC then I'll be an independent probably."
During dessert, the conversation turned to the subject of mass voters, and their importance in our nation. "The n00bs don't do much", he commented. "The regulars are dropping like flies while the fate of our nation is left to the n00bs, we may never make it out of this jungle!"
Changing direction slightly, we debated the issue of fair elections, and Trip proved himself a stalwart defender of liberty and freedom of speach, "Anyone who opposes me faces the wrath of my elite gaurd!"
Strange yet interesting indeed! The behavior of someone representing our nation is important, and that is why this message has been brought to you by the DIA. Working for you, working for the people!
This evening, we had the most delightful tete-a-tete with our fine President, Mr. Trip. We feel privileged by this opportunity to get to know our brilliant leader better, the person that represents our people to the world.
Trip arrived late in the evening, as we invited him into our quarters. We presented bread, wine, and the finest Bananas. In an effort to get to know our leader better, we had a most enthrilling chit chat.
We asked Trip how the UFC was doing. Expressing the beneficial aspect of parties, and how they reflect glory to all members involved, he stated, "The only reason I created the UFC was so I could seem important". Confirming his dedication to his creation, he added, "if I ever leave the UFC then I'll be an independent probably."
During dessert, the conversation turned to the subject of mass voters, and their importance in our nation. "The n00bs don't do much", he commented. "The regulars are dropping like flies while the fate of our nation is left to the n00bs, we may never make it out of this jungle!"
Changing direction slightly, we debated the issue of fair elections, and Trip proved himself a stalwart defender of liberty and freedom of speach, "Anyone who opposes me faces the wrath of my elite gaurd!"
Strange yet interesting indeed! The behavior of someone representing our nation is important, and that is why this message has been brought to you by the DIA. Working for you, working for the people!
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