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  • First Issue: The Jungle's Voice

    THE JUNGLE'S VOICE An Underground Notylopian Magazine.
    - Rotten, Radical, Rapid, Ready, Raw, and Ridiculous.

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    Fellow Apolytonians:  Comrades, Culturefreaks, Thinkers, Workers, Warriors, Ministers, and Monkeys... 
    In the TJV you can speak of whatever you want! (even bananas) 
    I will encourage you all to open your mouth, heart, mind, or whatever you've got...  if not all above?

    Jungledebate: #1

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    [B ] Democracy: Too much at stake? [B/]
    - by dr.Plague, founder of the Thinkers Guild.

    After loads of critisism, both the contructive ones and the worse,
    our President responds openly. On the defense, but on scout...
    What he laid afore us in an early morning discussion just a few days ago, were some controversial opinions. He said: "I'm here to win the game and make our civilization the strongest, not here to fight with other members. Everyone ought to know that more than anything else by now." - Honourable oaths, and we could perhaps believe every word of it. The recently elected Trip was under heavy questioning concerning both constitutional and savegame matters. A debate where several state officials and citizen representatives raised a critical voice towards the Head of our Apolytonian Democracy.

    Our President continued with this rather peculiar statement:
    " I must admit though, I don't really care what people think of me, but don't at all think I'm going to drive our country into the ground for any reason. People can vote for whatever they want, I can't change that. "
    -As we can imagine at this point, opposition will increase dramatically. Even worse, it could possibly lead to an administrative crisis, or a scandal, since many of the other ministers do not seem to share these opinions...

    Our President also supplied some clever retorics, showing a bit of an optimistic, and slightly sarcastic, figure...
    "I'm somewhat glad that people are blaming the bad map on me, or the bad start at least. Makes it all the more glorious when 1000 BC comes around. "
    - Promising words, which are proving a steady, and not only defensive presidential attitude. On the other hand, some intellectual members of the Guild hope for the critisism to reach all the way up to the voters hearts, and all the way down to the government officials minds!
    Maybe will also members of the recently formed Culture Party begin to worry about the democracy? Who knows... As an immediate implication of this, there is a question of switching back to the tracks of a more democratic rule... but will that actually serve the president at this stage, or the just the principles? A national survey concerning the President was recently bouncing somewhat, but he is doing relatively fine now.
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    Ok, hope you survived reading that...
    Now, a resume form the Notylopian Jungle:
    Code:
    *Ghaah* I feel kinda sick writing out here. *Gasp* 
    Can someone please cut down those horrible bamboos? Now?
    Argh, those pesky banana flies are eating me! *Smack* 
    I could really need an hour in a quiet library now. 
    Hey, where's my eight lazy workers?
    (those were once my travelling mates)
    My words are backed with hard coconuts.

  • #2
    Oh, **** happens. grrr... What did I do wrong?
    My words are backed with hard coconuts.

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    • #3
      Using the code tag makes an exact replica of what you type. Spaces, line breaks and all. You have to press 'enter' for every new line you want, otherwise each paragraph ends up on one line.

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      • #4
        Looks cool though!
        "What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?" Irv Kupcinet

        "It's easy to stop making mistakes. Just stop having ideas." Unknown

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        • #5
          Yeah... and making a fool of myself!
          So, then a mod can delete this thread... 'cause I can't?
          I'll edit it instead!
          My words are backed with hard coconuts.

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          • #6
            It's good to see others have picked up the news.
            Accidently left my signature in this post.

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            • #8
              Who can delete this thread? I cannot edit anything now...
              My words are backed with hard coconuts.

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              • #9
                dont worry I'll keep bumping it
                Accidently left my signature in this post.

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