The Viking Taverna

[Ennet]

Röde Orm - Serving you the worst mead in Midgård

Home of the Illiterates, birthplace of the Berserks..
This is where you tell stories of battles you been in, villages you plundered and voyages you undertaken while you enjoy the worst mead in Midgård. Or you dont got any experiences you can brag about? Well, why not tell your not-so-enlighten friends some viking mythology.
Tell them about when Odin and his brothers killed the giant Ymer and how the world was created by his corpse.. tell them about the cold and icy Nifelhem or the giant snake Nidhög and the world tree Yggdrasil.

So if you have any stories of any kind please submit them here :-)

We also sell flugsvamp to any berserks intressted.

[BigFurryMonster]

One order of Flugsvamp, please. With ketchup and extra salad.

What the heck is Flugsvamp, anyway?

[Ennet]

Well Berserks were said to hold special powers in battle but the truth is propably that they ate poisious mushrooms that made them go crazy and rush fearless against enemy lines (ofc if someone miraculasly surrivied the rush there was a chance he would die by the poision.) Flugsvamp is the swedish name for one of thoose mushrooms..

[Aro]

Well...
Flugsvamp here too. Please.

[Donegeal]

Flugsvamp?

What kind of strange INVENTION is that?

[History Guy]

Hey, whadda ya know? I start mentioning flugsvamp, and now everyone's chomping it! Peace, man.

Ymer was quite a giant, I will say that, but did you ever see Audhumbla? Now, she's the most interesting character in all Norse mythology! Everyone fears and admires Audhumbla...

Hey, I was just at a battle the other day...Iznik, got a lot of notches on my battleaxe. Pull up a chair and I'll tell you about how I removed the head of an Ottoman general, and ran his aide through with the wooden bit, and...

Oh, yeah, flugsvamp, fries on the side. And a good mead.

Historik Bloodaxe

[Kuciwalker]

You know, we could start running flugsvamp into other countries... be sorta like Columbia

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

What was that drug you used to peddle to the preschoolers in the last game, skywalker?

[History Guy]

Heck, but if we make Ottomans high with our secret weapon, that gives them equal chances!

Luckily, though, I could package the stuff and make a trade out of it in Scandinavia. That's it! We need a business. Historik Flugsvamp Enterprises!

[Aidun]

I rather have a pint of good ale, is that possible too?

I want to be able to fight on tomorrow too...


Aidun

[Zero]

*Ripped Viking walks into tavern*

I'll just have a salad.
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I'm on a diet.

hey go eay with the dressing. too much oil!

[Octavian X]

Now, if you served doughnuts, this place would be perfect.

[GodKing]

Sorry, no doughnuts. Only doughnut holes from the bakery next door. Of course, IMHO the best are the jelly.

[Panzer32]

no doughnuts!!

I guess doughnut holes (aka timbits for those of us Canadian vikings ) are OK for now.

But I want to see fresh baked doughnuts with real icing tommorrow morning!

[GodKing]

just walk next door. They have lots. While you are there, pick me up a bagle will ya? Lots of cream cheese please.