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  • #31
    I've had variable interactions with the Queen. On Cheiftan, she sucked up to me, offered a MPP and said something along the lines of 'Let's rule this world together!'

    Now, on regent, it's not easy to get on her good side. I'm 400 pts. in the lead (around 1100 AD) and am kicking ass. Nevertheless, Elizabeth demands tribute. I tell her to take her empty threats elsewhere, and she replies something along the lines of "Montezuma, it's a cold, hard world - and you should make an effort to keep the friends you have. Your uncooperative behavior will be remembered in the future". She's beating me on techs, which I will occasionally buy from her. Of course, I never play with Space Race so I'm not too worried about her science lead.

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    • #32
      Joan is nasty - she looks like Uncle Fester.

      Guys who think she's hot need to stop playing Civ, take a shower, put on a nice cologne, comb your fair, handle your personal grooming, and get involved in the HARDEST strategy game of all time -

      laying pipe.

      Venger

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Venger
        Joan is nasty - she looks like Uncle Fester.

        Guys who think she's hot need to stop playing Civ, take a shower, put on a nice cologne, comb your fair, handle your personal grooming, and get involved in the HARDEST strategy game of all time - laying pipe.
        I don't think CivIII was created to fulfill those type of needs.... however you can always change the leaderhead graphics to someone more 'sociable'.

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        • #34
          I hate Catherine! She has all of these warts and facial distortions and she's obese, and she's always pesky. When my army completely outclasses hers, and I fight against her to get one little thing, it's a never ending war. I get what I want, and she refuses my envoy and I wipe her out-but get involved in a tiresome war.

          I also hate Alexander. He look like he's gay, wears makeup, his hat in the medievil ages is ridiculous, and he wears stupid glasses in the modern age. Besides that, he's always out to kill me.

          And, you guys need to get a life. Joan of arc is a computer graphic, not real. And how can you think a saint is hot? I sure can't. And one time, I don't know where and when, but on this forum somebody said liz is hot in the medievil age. Pretty bizarre.
          "The first man who, having fenced off a plot of land, thought of saying, 'This is mine' and found people simple enough to believe him was the real founder of civil society. How many crimes, wars, murders, how many miseries and horrors might the human race had been spared by the one who, upon pulling up the stakes or filling in the ditch, had shouted to his fellow men: 'Beware of listening to this imposter; you are lost if you forget the fruits of the earth belong to all and that the earth belongs to no one." - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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          • #35
            I have only been in love with the civ2 foreign advisor... she's not just computer graphics either!
            My words are backed with hard coconuts.

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            • #36
              WHY THE HELL DID WE GET LIZZY ANYWAY? What about Churchill, or Victoria?
              Help negate the vegiterian movement!
              For every animal you don't eat! I'm gunna eat three!!

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              • #37
                Their are 3 civs that I just hate, not because they are tough but because they are pissy and they suck. For that reason I refuse to ever play:

                1) Russians
                2) English
                4) French

                I find all three are always extremely annoying in diplomacy and rather inept at war. they all just suck as far as Im concerned. Usualy I abide by a few of them until I get into the middle ages then start fighting them, all at once, have 2 on the ropes and one gaining the advantage by the time my Panzers roll out and start laying the beats down all around. Once I roll out a few panzers the civs hit the floor in a matter of turns.
                TWO FISTED MONKEY STYLE ATTACK!

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                • #38
                  HERE,HERE....well spoken Bruce!!!

                  I will , however , base my Civ on the French template. I like commercial/industrial and musketeers are a good defensive unit for a loooong time.


                  What's up with the inabilty to specify the gender or your leader?!? I tend to rename my leader(as always) but I hate the fact that everyone calls me lady or madame and the little pink army men are just too cute (he says with a pronounced lisp and a flap of his wrist)
                  from the ashes , in the desert.

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                  • #39
                    Re: HERE,HERE....well spoken Bruce!!!

                    Originally posted by MaxisDugan85
                    I will , however , base my Civ on the French template. I like commercial/industrial and musketeers are a good defensive unit for a loooong time.


                    What's up with the inabilty to specify the gender or your leader?!? I tend to rename my leader(as always) but I hate the fact that everyone calls me lady or madame and the little pink army men are just too cute (he says with a pronounced lisp and a flap of his wrist)
                    In the editor there is an option to choose the gender. It's right next to the area where you type the leader's name and title.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by johncmcleod

                      I also hate Alexander. He look like he's gay, wears makeup, his hat in the medievil ages is ridiculous, and he wears stupid glasses in the modern age. Besides that, he's always out to kill me.
                      Alexander WAS gay.
                      “...This means GCA won 7 battles against our units, had Horsemen retreat from 2 battles against NMs, and lost 0 battles.” --Jon Shafer 1st ISDG

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                      • #41
                        Anyway he's Greek. Not that there's anything wrong with it.
                        I've increased my medication and I am now able to experience pleasure... especially when my Legions march on Berlin and capture the Great Wall! >:-)

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                        • #42
                          Alexander was bisexual. And we cannot really blame him for this. I mean what would you do if you spent so many years in the army? Btw the hat is Byzantine and Alex is believed to have problems with his vision.

                          Joan is cute, Lizzy is bad, Catherine sucks. Queen Isabella however looks good. I say take Catherine out and give us Lenin or Stalin, comrades!
                          " They will fight and die till the last warrior"
                          -Dimaratos to Xerxes, a few days before the battle in Thermopylae...

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                          • #43
                            Elllllizzabeth, milky white skin, mmmmmm. I like the way she sticks up her nose at you. She's always treated me nice.

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                            • #44
                              Ivan the Terrible, now there is a leader I'd love to hate.

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                              • #45
                                Lizzy was alot better looking in reality! (not hard)
                                I love PEPSI! (twitching and shivering profusely)

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