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Belgium should really be included in the expansion pack because at the time of the neolithic it was a really great empire (I can draw some fake map if you want).
At that time there was a great battle between some belgian Homo Sapiens and Neanderthal invaders. Due to the fierce fight of the belgian Homo Sapiens, we could stop this invasion.
And it is not because you never heard of it that it did not happen.
And I don't speak about the belgian triceratops having stopped an iguanodon's invasion. Without us, you also could all have been iguanodons!!!
There are also legends of a great amibian battle at the first time of Earth, during which the belgian faction stopped a invasion of other amibs, ancestors of seashells. So without those coureagous belgian amibs, we could all have been seashells.
But there is no scientific evidence of this.
So I think the whole world should bow before our great civilisation, because without us, you would all be Neanderthal, Iguanodons or seashells (which is, from far, worse than just speak German, Russian or be Ottoman or Chinese).
I so demand that Sid Meier puts our great nation having given the great inventor of the saxophone (*) to the world and having stopped the iguanodon's invasion in his next expansion pack.
If you never heard of these, it is just because of the propaganda of other nations (cro-magnons, pterodactyls and coral), jealous of our victories. They have minimized our impact on today's life.
(*) this is the only true thing in this post.
At that time there was a great battle between some belgian Homo Sapiens and Neanderthal invaders. Due to the fierce fight of the belgian Homo Sapiens, we could stop this invasion.
And it is not because you never heard of it that it did not happen.
And I don't speak about the belgian triceratops having stopped an iguanodon's invasion. Without us, you also could all have been iguanodons!!!
There are also legends of a great amibian battle at the first time of Earth, during which the belgian faction stopped a invasion of other amibs, ancestors of seashells. So without those coureagous belgian amibs, we could all have been seashells.
But there is no scientific evidence of this.
So I think the whole world should bow before our great civilisation, because without us, you would all be Neanderthal, Iguanodons or seashells (which is, from far, worse than just speak German, Russian or be Ottoman or Chinese).
I so demand that Sid Meier puts our great nation having given the great inventor of the saxophone (*) to the world and having stopped the iguanodon's invasion in his next expansion pack.
If you never heard of these, it is just because of the propaganda of other nations (cro-magnons, pterodactyls and coral), jealous of our victories. They have minimized our impact on today's life.
(*) this is the only true thing in this post.
Wait a minute. I am a Pole 
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