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  • Yet another travesty

    Hiawatha looks like a complete dolt!
    Did Firaxis learn history from watching Disney movies?

    I think I'll convert these guys to Canadians or Argentines.

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    Re: Yet another travesty

    Originally posted by Mister Pleasant
    Hiawatha looks like a complete dolt!
    Did Firaxis learn history from watching Disney movies?
    Wait until Ribannah find this thread!

    She will prolly tell you that the Iroquese were all cool-looking people, and so advanced socially speaking that they were the first people to advocate for equality of costume between men and women!

    "An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike"
    - Spiro T. Agnew

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    • #3
      What about Gandhi? He looks like a chewed up rat.

      Meanwhile, Mao is only missing the red nose and big shoes, while Bismarck looks like some genetic experiment gone wrong.

      Whereas Liz I looks like she has a broomstick up her bum!

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      • #4
        Re: Yet another travesty

        Originally posted by Mister Pleasant
        Hiawatha looks like a complete dolt!
        I think he's sneering.

        Love Hiawatha!
        "I agree with everything i've heard you recently say-I hereby applaud Christantine The Great's rapid succession of good calls."-isaac brock
        "This has to be one of the most impressive accomplishments in the history of Apolyton, well done Chris"-monkspider (Refering to my Megamix summary)
        "You are redoing history by replaying the civs that made history."-Me

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        • #5
          Re: Re: Yet another travesty

          Originally posted by Christantine The Great
          Love Hiawatha!
          :cough: poser :cough:

          "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
          You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

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          • #6
            Originally posted by El Awrence
            What about Gandhi? He looks like a chewed up rat.

            Meanwhile, Mao is only missing the red nose and big shoes, while Bismarck looks like some genetic experiment gone wrong.

            Whereas Liz I looks like she has a broomstick up her bum!
            Don't forget how stoned Lincoln looks!
            "Proletarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!" -- Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels
            "If you expect a kick in the balls and get a slap in the face, that's a victory." -- Irish proverb

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            • #7
              Hey orange, smell someone doing the DL dance here?

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              • #8
                Re: Re: Yet another travesty

                Originally posted by Christantine The Great
                Love Hiawatha!


                http://monkspider.blogspot.com/

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                • #9
                  Ribannah is coming! Ribannah is coming!

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                  • #10
                    By popular request, here is a painting featuring Hiawatha.
                    Does anyone have the software to enlarge the section of Hiawatha in his canoe?


                    The scene in Moran’s painting illustrates the meeting of Hiawatha and Pearl-Feather, the evil magician. Hiawatha stands in his canoe, in the middle of the picture. The old woman, Nokomis his mother - Rib , directed Hiawatha to the magician, in order to avenge her father’s death and release the village of the evil sent by Pearl-Feather. Hiawatha stands noble and unafraid to meet the challenge. Through many dangers, he came to defeat the mighty magician with an arrow to the head, the only vulnerable place. The Indian must face a great trial. His spirit and courage is portrayed in this painting. The shades of gray create an eerie, gloomy mood. The tension between Hiawatha and Pearl- Feather is heightened by the artist’s style.
                    And a must-read: the Song of Hiawatha
                    A horse! A horse! Mingapulco for a horse! Someone must give chase to Brave Sir Robin and get those missing flags ...
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                    • #11
                      NUUUUUUUUURGH! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

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                      • #12
                        ppl you asked for it

                        Ribannah: Way to go

                        ex-president of Apolytonia former King of the Apolytonian Imperium
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ribannah

                          Does anyone have the software to enlarge the section of Hiawatha in his canoe?
                          Unfortunately, the painting was poorly digitized, so enlarging it will only produce a blurry mess.

                          Any of you who aren't familiar with Thomas Moran's work, I urge you to check him out. Absolutely beautiful art, and a prime example of American artistic culture!

                          Notice the figure in the clouds in the upper right corner...cool!

                          Cheers.
                          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                          • #14
                            Re: Yet another travesty

                            Originally posted by Mister Pleasant
                            I think I'll convert these guys to Canadians or Argentines.
                            What do you mean by this?

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                            • #15
                              I mean do away with the Iroquois and replace them with Canada or Argentina (up with post-colonial new world nations).

                              BTW, what would the Argentine special unit be?
                              What would the Canadian unit be?

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