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  • Why the Neanderthal should be in the Civ expansion pack


    The reasons are clear:

    - They were a large, streching from Germany to Ethiopia and from France to Mongolia, civilization

    - It is a PC thing too: We, the bloody Homo Sapiens have forced them into extinction. We own them something

    - They are fun (just check out MacTbone's incarnation of the Neanderthal civ)

    - They have the simpliest language (the vocabulary is quite simple - for instance "aaarrggh" was widely used as a verb and a noun, with several meanings like "eat" "piss off" "no, this female is mine" "I seen this cave first" or "your mommas, it's MY bone")

    - I just had to do this, since every other contestant in that poll seems to have a "why" thread devoted to it.

    Vote for Neanderthal, people, keep the flame alive!
    Non-Leader of the Apolyton Anarchist Non-Party

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    Anyway, the Neanderthals probably had a highly-developed language.
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    • #3
      According to Jean M. Auel they had a highly developed sign language.
      They are also supposed to have had knowledge of herbal medicine and stonecutting, and very basically of counting, the calendar and fire.
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      • #4
        There ya go, Ubik.

        Thanks to you we will soon have a whole Neanderthal-support community. The first expansion back should have them, Pitecantropus, Australopitecus and Home Erectus as well. Plus Dinosaurs (I bet Sid will go for it ) and Planet of Apes! Yeah
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        • #5
          You people are such vertebratists!

          Giant squid should get a civ as well. I suggest that they are industrious ( lots of tentacles make light work) and scientific ( big eyes to examine things with).

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          • #6
            what about our single cell friends? they have been around a lot longer than we have and they will outlive us

            Amoebas forever!
            Call me Frank.
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            • #7
              Why not just add 'Hydrogen' to the list of civs while you are at it? It has been around a lot longer than anything else mentioned.

              Oh, and space/time too...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Sandman
                You people are such vertebratists!

                Giant squid should get a civ as well
                Of course! But with my cartillege endoskeleton, isn't that "almost" a vertebrate?

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                • #9
                  Neanderthal - sounds like either
                  (1) A great mod
                  (2) A great scenario

                  I'll put that on my to do list, right after aliens.

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                  • #10
                    I maybe should restore my original votes to support them once more.
                    See what level my joke have gone to...
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Anunikoba
                      Why not just add 'Hydrogen' to the list of civs while you are at it? It has been around a lot longer than anything else mentioned.
                      You atomist! You ONLY vote for things consisting of atoms, just because YOU consist of atoms. Vote for the Photons and Neutrinos!
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                      • #12
                        You 3-dimentionalists! You only give things that have width, height, and length a chance! Try something that has one dimention for God's sake!
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