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AI sucks!? You guys must be GOOD!
Hey there! I'm the Uber-Newbie....and I'm here to talk about my most recent(and HARDEST) game ever.
First off....lemme describe my style. I am Perfectionist. I can't enjoy ICS...it's just DULL. I build my Tech to horrific levels, once I have the advantage I switch to a warlike gov, and wipe out the opposition, or knock them down to a point where they no longer pose a threat to me.
This time, I decided to play around. It was a huge world, 7 tribes, bloodlust, Varied Land. Basically there were about 15 little islands and 10 continents. I spent the first part of the game normally. I built up a substantial Tech lead, despite challanges from the Carthaginians from the North and the Persians from the South.
Then...Having set myself up, I decided to go on an orgy of bloodlust, albeit a tad early and switched to fundamentalism. I wiped out the Persians(cost me a Bloody lot of units, too) and conquered 3 continents(bringing my continent total to five) I was the largest, toughest civ.
I now have four AI civs....one is a civ in hiding, One is the Aztech's in the far north, One is the Romans(Not QUITE as big as me...but surprisingly close) the Carthaginians(2 continents, four islands....they've been harassing me since 1000BC with Naval raids..I took the initial continent away, but they settled further North, and Prospered)
So..here's what happened. Our Tech was Early Modern(Tanks, Planes, Bombers, ALL ships....Cruise Missiles, but no Stealth, and no Howies...since I ~hate~ Howies.
I went to war. First, I switched to Fundie, and invaded the Cartha-continent. I used a Battleship, and a transport full of troops to sieze my toehold city from the Cartha's. The Cartha's sued for peace, and, smugly, I commenced working on building up for another attack, while shifting those forces East to drive the Romans off an Island.
I Built up defenses, honest! My Toeholds I take ~seriously~ I had 3 Veteren Riflemen fortified behind city walls in that city..and was busily getting ready to Jump the romans...
When 10 tanks, 15 Marines, and a half dozen Riflemen all marched on the Cartha-toe-Hold and attacked en-masse.
I was....surprised. I didn't know the AI DID this...But it had. it had been doing sneaky stuff like this since the game started, though I'd never seen such signigicant troop movement. Without a toe-Hold, I'd have to break back in, reinforce again, and incade the Cartha-continent...and I was busily going to war with the Romans, and robbing them blind. I tried the same thing...and took three Roman cities before my offense was bogged down, and I accepted a Cease Fire.
So..I was busily dueling with the Cartha's on the Ocean(it's still Just an AI, and didn't have a chance)My battleships busily pounding Oceanside cities into ruins.
Which is why the Transport got through.
Ya see....my staging point was a nearby Island which I'd ripped from the Cartha's in an earlier war after much bloody fighting. That was where the troops were sposed to gather, and attack.
Of course....being at war, they weren't gathered...they were attacking, and that's when I discovered a flaw in my play style.
I under-defend conquered cities on continents I own. I had 1 rifleman in each. And the Cartha's invaded with 8 Tanks and Vasrious other troops. They wiped me off that Island in one turn.
This was the biggest shock I've ~ever~ had in a game...I mean, period. Ever. That's when the Romans went back to war, and tried to re-capture the cities I'd taken..it didn't work, I smashed the army flat, but I couldn't advance on them, because The Romans DIDn't Underdefend...Every city had Lots and Lots and LOTS of Units...and they were a Democracy. And when they switched to attack me, they still had enough Money that it was too expensive...and my spies died in Job lots trying to take Romes walls down.
Figuring the Cartha's wouldn't get into any more trouble(and not willing to keep fighting two front war) I concentrated on containing the Romans. It worked, too. I switched to Democracy and raced along the Research paths for a while...and prepared my army.
I switched back to fundy, and attacked Rome. Five Bombers killed most of the Units inside, and My main force of tanks took one city en passe.
That's when the UN made me stop. I'd forgotten that the Romans had the UN! So I busily made to invade again, rebuilt my wounded army...invaded...
The western Half of my Empire Vanished in Thermonuclear flame.
Ya see...the Cartha's had built the Manhattan Project...and SDIs before I had. I ~had~ Bombs now...but they had em ~first~ and they used them to hammer my juicy cities.
Then the Romans nailed my Invasion forces, and took 2of the cities which I'd used as toeholds back.
IU, of course, retaliated. I Built as much SDI as I could afford(took 5-6 turns, but I built em in ALL my Major cities...and then proceeded to have an extended Nuclear war with BOTH sides.
Finally, I managed to get a dozen tanks in, hammer Rome and the city with the UN with Nukes...and take em over. After that, I simply used Spies to capture most of the Roman cities, and turned back to my Western half.
Which was ruined. I'd sent in a massive invasion force to try to quell the Cartha's when they threw nukes. They nuked my fleet....killed ~16 units~ Plus the transports!
I've since grovelled for a cease fire..I'm getting ready for one more push...a massive Nuclear Strike, Followed By Bombers and Tanks.
Then, all I have to do is finish the Aztechs, and I win.
Now....You Guys think the AI is BAD!? The HELL!?
Okay...so they fall for traps and are easily led. Geez...if the AI was any smarted I would LOSE...
And this is on Prince level.
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I dunno. I think nukes are cool..If you're the only one who has em.
First off....lemme describe my style. I am Perfectionist. I can't enjoy ICS...it's just DULL. I build my Tech to horrific levels, once I have the advantage I switch to a warlike gov, and wipe out the opposition, or knock them down to a point where they no longer pose a threat to me.
This time, I decided to play around. It was a huge world, 7 tribes, bloodlust, Varied Land. Basically there were about 15 little islands and 10 continents. I spent the first part of the game normally. I built up a substantial Tech lead, despite challanges from the Carthaginians from the North and the Persians from the South.
Then...Having set myself up, I decided to go on an orgy of bloodlust, albeit a tad early and switched to fundamentalism. I wiped out the Persians(cost me a Bloody lot of units, too) and conquered 3 continents(bringing my continent total to five) I was the largest, toughest civ.
I now have four AI civs....one is a civ in hiding, One is the Aztech's in the far north, One is the Romans(Not QUITE as big as me...but surprisingly close) the Carthaginians(2 continents, four islands....they've been harassing me since 1000BC with Naval raids..I took the initial continent away, but they settled further North, and Prospered)
So..here's what happened. Our Tech was Early Modern(Tanks, Planes, Bombers, ALL ships....Cruise Missiles, but no Stealth, and no Howies...since I ~hate~ Howies.
I went to war. First, I switched to Fundie, and invaded the Cartha-continent. I used a Battleship, and a transport full of troops to sieze my toehold city from the Cartha's. The Cartha's sued for peace, and, smugly, I commenced working on building up for another attack, while shifting those forces East to drive the Romans off an Island.
I Built up defenses, honest! My Toeholds I take ~seriously~ I had 3 Veteren Riflemen fortified behind city walls in that city..and was busily getting ready to Jump the romans...
When 10 tanks, 15 Marines, and a half dozen Riflemen all marched on the Cartha-toe-Hold and attacked en-masse.
I was....surprised. I didn't know the AI DID this...But it had. it had been doing sneaky stuff like this since the game started, though I'd never seen such signigicant troop movement. Without a toe-Hold, I'd have to break back in, reinforce again, and incade the Cartha-continent...and I was busily going to war with the Romans, and robbing them blind. I tried the same thing...and took three Roman cities before my offense was bogged down, and I accepted a Cease Fire.
So..I was busily dueling with the Cartha's on the Ocean(it's still Just an AI, and didn't have a chance)My battleships busily pounding Oceanside cities into ruins.
Which is why the Transport got through.
Ya see....my staging point was a nearby Island which I'd ripped from the Cartha's in an earlier war after much bloody fighting. That was where the troops were sposed to gather, and attack.
Of course....being at war, they weren't gathered...they were attacking, and that's when I discovered a flaw in my play style.
I under-defend conquered cities on continents I own. I had 1 rifleman in each. And the Cartha's invaded with 8 Tanks and Vasrious other troops. They wiped me off that Island in one turn.
This was the biggest shock I've ~ever~ had in a game...I mean, period. Ever. That's when the Romans went back to war, and tried to re-capture the cities I'd taken..it didn't work, I smashed the army flat, but I couldn't advance on them, because The Romans DIDn't Underdefend...Every city had Lots and Lots and LOTS of Units...and they were a Democracy. And when they switched to attack me, they still had enough Money that it was too expensive...and my spies died in Job lots trying to take Romes walls down.
Figuring the Cartha's wouldn't get into any more trouble(and not willing to keep fighting two front war) I concentrated on containing the Romans. It worked, too. I switched to Democracy and raced along the Research paths for a while...and prepared my army.
I switched back to fundy, and attacked Rome. Five Bombers killed most of the Units inside, and My main force of tanks took one city en passe.
That's when the UN made me stop. I'd forgotten that the Romans had the UN! So I busily made to invade again, rebuilt my wounded army...invaded...
The western Half of my Empire Vanished in Thermonuclear flame.
Ya see...the Cartha's had built the Manhattan Project...and SDIs before I had. I ~had~ Bombs now...but they had em ~first~ and they used them to hammer my juicy cities.
Then the Romans nailed my Invasion forces, and took 2of the cities which I'd used as toeholds back.
IU, of course, retaliated. I Built as much SDI as I could afford(took 5-6 turns, but I built em in ALL my Major cities...and then proceeded to have an extended Nuclear war with BOTH sides.
Finally, I managed to get a dozen tanks in, hammer Rome and the city with the UN with Nukes...and take em over. After that, I simply used Spies to capture most of the Roman cities, and turned back to my Western half.
Which was ruined. I'd sent in a massive invasion force to try to quell the Cartha's when they threw nukes. They nuked my fleet....killed ~16 units~ Plus the transports!
I've since grovelled for a cease fire..I'm getting ready for one more push...a massive Nuclear Strike, Followed By Bombers and Tanks.
Then, all I have to do is finish the Aztechs, and I win.
Now....You Guys think the AI is BAD!? The HELL!?
Okay...so they fall for traps and are easily led. Geez...if the AI was any smarted I would LOSE...
And this is on Prince level.
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I dunno. I think nukes are cool..If you're the only one who has em.
One suggestion. You didn't say anything about bribing cities. After the AI retakes a city, you can buy it back for a very reasonable price. Don't forget to have a few spys available.
Blew up My Transports.
but this doesnt' surprise me either.
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