Cold War Crisis PBEM Test

[Choke]

I guess you'll be able to control the Yugos while they get annihilated .

[Iron Chancellor]

I said it before and I'll say it again, the Yugoslavs will destroy the Soviets if they invade

[Choke]

The combined might of the Warsaw Pact and the North Atlantic Treaty Organization will crush all resistance in the Balkans. Order and prosperity will be brought to the people of that region.

[Iron Chancellor]

Dear God, now that is an unholy alliance, Capitalist Imperialists and the Stalinist Counter-Revolutionaries versus the Worker's Paradise? Be careful, or you may disenfranchise the Third Way.

[Choke]

Comrade Kruschev is insulted by your accusation. The policy of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union is not to ally ourselves to oppresive regimes such as that of the so-called Land of the Southern Slavs. This is a multi-lateral action on the part of the nations of the Social Democratic Warsaw Pact in conjunction with the Social Democratic North Atlantic Treaty Organization. The definition of Social Democracy being the belief in Democracy and the belief in Social Justice which are two things the governments of most of the nations of the world believe. Of course seeing as the South Slavic Empire is ruled by an oppressive regime steeped in rhetoric rather than morals the major powers of Europe have decided a new, democratic, government is needed for the people of the region.

[jim panse]

ey, any alliances between NATO/US and the Soviet Bloc is NOT allowed. what kind of strnge mind was able to build an alliance like this in the cold war???

[Iron Chancellor]

Uh, right, and the massacre of the townsfolk of Novocherkassk in the northern Caucasus by Soviet troops (June 1962) caused by over-priced meat and butter was not oppressive at all.

Toppling a democratically elected leader, and a great one at that, is not democratic at all, but fascist.

We are the People's Socialist Republic of Yugoslavia, and wish to pursue a true and equal worker's paradise, with fraternity and liberty for all.

[Choke]

There is no alliance between the Warsaw Pact (ooc the Soviet Civ should be called the Warsaw Pact the way NATO is called NATO, not France) and NATO. There is simply an agreement that Yugoslavia is a mutual threat and must be eliminated.

[Iron Chancellor]

Mutual Threat? Yes, maybe to all you Capitalists, who have to worry about the affordable and efficient "Yugo," or the Soviets, because I am a warlike and nuclear-armed power....
Jesus Christ, if you want to say that you and NATO are partitioning me, just has Hitler and Stalin partitioned Poland, say it; don't make up some ridiculous excuse like "Yugoslavia is a mutual threat."

[Choke]

The Soviet Union would like to make it CLEAR that Jugoslavija is a THREAT to peace in Europe and that threat must be eliminated. If Jugoslavija were not a threat there would be no need to wipe it off the map.

[Iron Chancellor]

AND HOW ARE WE A THREAT!?!?!?!
You have offered no proof, nothing to justify your ridiculous statements. If I am such a threat, show the world (and us) your evidence.

[academia]

Will this game begin soon?

[Iron Chancellor]

Bump the USSR

[Pap1723]

I'm failing to see Yugoslavia as a threat right now.
And if nukes are used, retaliation will happen.

[Choke]

NATO is giving me it's nukes in a live game, that has to happen before I post my turn.