History of the World 2.2 - V (Cuz 2 just wasn't big enough)

[Rasputin]

WAAR Presidential Selection

After 20 years of political upheaval the people demanded a return to democratic elections, and so an aging Mitchell Auldinsky raised his hand as the only one prepared to stand in the terrorist fear controlled nation. In his inaugration speach he swore that never again would the WAA republic allow others to infiltrate so close to the capital. New military moves would be announced soon he said.

[OzzyKP]

1645 AD

Changes since 1605 AD map: Mongols acquire two cities from EU east of Urals. Zulus acquire one city from Mali in Greenland and one city from Mongols in South America. Australians acquire one city from EU in Turkey. Mali acquire two cities from EU in Africa.

[Rasputin]

Re: 1645 AD

Originally posted by OzzyKP
Changes since 1605 AD map: Mongols acquire two cities from EU east of Urals. Zulus acquire one city from Mali in Greenland and one city from Mongols in South America. Australians acquire one city from EU in Turkey. Mali acquire two cities from EU in Africa.

I 'm pretty sure the Mali got those two citys back the previous session, the EU gave them back....

[Rasputin]

OOC -- what happened

Did someone sub for me or whas it an AI session?

If some one subbed , please post what transpired

If AI did the WAAR conduct any actions that need apologies or such? (With a large standing army I wouldnt be surprised)

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IC -- Back to the game

"So whilst we were busy putting to death all the rebels who caused the terror activities, appears that Mongolia and Australai invaded the EU."

"Yes Mr President, we are not sure what precipitated that action but appears the Australain peace keepers have advanced into Bosporus."

"Hmm very strange, not sure if that is good for the western balance of power"

"Mr President we cant seem to raise the Australain government using our usual means of communications , perhaps you should fly direct to Bosporus to find out what are the Australains long term plans"

"What is the EU stance on all this?"

"We havent heard from them Mr President, they are apparently lal bunkered down in Europe somewhere."

"OK I will need to adddress the nation soon, get me reports from our allys the Mongols and our friends the Australains ASAP. Also send word to Zuluis and EU and find out what is going on."

"Righto"

"We must find out why the Zuluis didnt respond to the Australian attack on Bosporus, that is the strangest thing!!!"

[deity]

Raz.. just briefly

OOC:

Chris played WAAR for a few turns then he had to go... we restarted and rayking/sekong took over WAAR but the AI had played a turn... sekong had to go after a turn then AI took over again; then sekong came back in the last turn but the AI switch to human caused revolt cos of units evertywhere - that'll teach you for having so many units

HE says....

So. WAAR is in a mess at the moment. We'll give you time to sort it out of course but we play on from the 1645 AD save on my turn.

Talk on icq when I see you.

[Rasputin]

ooc - damn AI

hey not my fault , it the damn lack of good subs !!!! i will be avaialble next week so hopefully i can sort out my mess before atacking australia ..... J/K

please post a save game here ....

[Rasputin]

"sir details are still fuzzy but it appears that there may have been mass revolts in the armed forces, they have mobilised and we are not sure where they heading."

"Well get me in contact with them ASAP, we have to let the nation and especially our military know that I am now in charge and that stability is back"

"Sir we still cant find the EU leaders and no one knows why the Australains advanced into Bosporus "

"Yes I know, I will begin talks immedialty to work out a peaceful soloution to the Northern Crisis"

[Rasputin]

ooc - scenario

has capo fixed his website for dl the scenario... last time i tried it failed and i need the orginal so i can muck around with it from the start... any help ???

[The Capo]

Venice, Italy; European Union...

But first, an OOC statement:

Sorry, the computers at the U of MD were ****ed up because some clowns decided to hack the system, they didn't do much but they frightened the administration so much that they shut down the system to check just in case. That's why I couldn't get on... apparenly I really missed a lot

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The ship pulled up slowly towards Venice's harbor, sailors and police officers were running around as if something insane was occuring. Lazlo merely walked towards the side of the ship and looked at it; Venice had once been his family's home for centuries.

"Christ man!" yelled a sailor "Get back to your cabin, there are riots in Venice!"

"Excuse me?" asked Lazlo, clutching his book The Rights of Man written by Napoleon Bonaparte during the Republican revolution.

"You heared me lad! Back in your cabin at once!" the sailor said as he quickly hurried away, Lazlo was utterly confused. His entire life had been spent upon Corsica where his family had been exiled when Napoleon assumed control of the Adriatic League. His life was spent in a mansion, a farm, the forests, whatever you wanted to call it. The island was is home, he had always lived well but something beckoned him back to his true home; Venice.

Just then a woman approached "Hey there baby." she said grinning.

"Evening madame." he said with a smile and a slight bow.

"Quite the gentleman." she cooed rubbing his chest, he simply stared down at her hand "Quite the outfit too, and a sword!" she said begining to move her hand upon it. He quickly grabbed her forearm.

"Do not touch, it is a family heirloom, it has only been touched by royalty." he replied.

"Well, if I'm not mistaken sir you've got another sword I'd rather touch. But tell me, do you have ten gold?" the woman asked.

"Of course! I am no pauper!" Lazlo exclaimed. "But madame, I do not wallow in the company of harlots, so please, deliver me from your company."

"Jesus Christ mister, do you even know what's going on?" she said, staunchly setting her hands upon her hips, giving Lazlo a very angered look "The Australians are invading, they're going to dominate our piss poor army! You're probably going to die. You in your ridiculous looking uniform, what are you some kind of captain or something?"

"No, I am no captain." he said looking out towards Venice.

"Well who the hell do you think you are?" she asked.

"My name is Lazlo madame." he replied, still looking towards Venice, smoke billowing out, they were now getting close, fire could be seen in some buildings.

"Do you got' a last name?" she asked.

He paused silently for a while and slowly turned his head towards her...

"Yes I do, I am Lazlo Medici...."

[Rasputin]

A secret location

Gathered around the table were eight people, all wore the tradional garments of the Arab League of Freedom. Outside stood the guards representing the men inside. They had orders to kill anyone trying to enter, this was top secret.

"Come on guys settle down" called out Ahab Abdul. He represented the Northern Arabs, mostly from Turkey, his group had been sponsored by the EU for centuries and had been trying to destabilize the region. "We have much to get through"

"Yes " said Ahema Dillibi , he represented the Southern Arabs from Yemen territory, his people were far more peaceful and hadnt as yet been involved in any Jihad agaisnt the Asians in the WAA Republic. "My people want to know why we should support your cause, we are very happy working alongs side our cousins"

"You are weak and spineless Ahema, "spat Osama bin Liner, he represented the Central Arabs from Afghanistan region, for centuries they had fought a guerilla war agaisnt the reigning powers. "Our people need to unite and destroy the infidels, they have held us back for too long, and the time is now while they are weak."

"And you Osama are a mad man!!" shouted back Ahema.

Osama jumped up and pulled a gun, but the other reps held him back by drawing their own guns.


"Now is not the time for this Osama" stated Ahab.

"The time will come soon when you will pay for your words Ahema!!"swore Osama

"I think not Osama, your time is coming, I hear President Auldinsky already has assumed control and is forming his anti terrorist group, he will soon hunt you and Ahab down for what you have done to our nation. I for one wil lnot see my people included, we will support Predient Auldinsky, he is going to rebuild our nation as one people, Arabs, Asians and Americans" with that he stood and left.

"He will pay when the time comes " spat Osama. "For now we need to paln our next moves, we must clear the Australian infidels from Turkey and especially the Holy city of Bosporus. "

"But do we have the troops to do that? The Australians are many!" said Ishmael Abrams , he repsesnted the Central Arabs from Kuwait. "Especially if the WAA Republican army joins in"

"Ha infidels, we have more strength in one soldier of Freedom than a whole Battalion of Australian tanks."

The meeting carried on in this way for another 3 hours before they decided to attack the next morning. Osama was voted their new leader. Unfortunaly for Osama another 4 of the Arab reps withdrew their support after the meeting and went home. After all most Arabs were happy living in a Democracy.

The following morning would be an intersting momrnt in history !@@@@!!!

[The Capo]

Berlin, Germany; European Union...

"F*CK!" she yelled slamming her fist on the desk.

"Please, Adriana calm down, I'm sure there's an explaination for this, there must be." Vittorio Rossi said, his hands gently upon her shoulders in attempts to comfort her.

"Jesus, Jesus, Jesus." she sad, as she began to pace around the room fanning herself "Turks, always Turks, I don't understand this sh*t! How do they know it was the Turks? They aren't capable of any of this stuff, hell, Khurdistan wasn't even the Turks. The Israelis could have held them off, the military supported them. There's no way they could have pulled anything this complex off."

"Well, we can't really say that they didn't do it either, there's no proof." said Rossi.

"Oh come on! You know damn well this should never have happened, Australia had no grounds!" she exclaimed "Now Berlin is rioting, the whole country is rioting, I'm the f*cking President and I can't even leave this building." she said.

"Safety madame, its a mere safety precaution." he replied.

"Its more dangerous in here Vittorio, you know that damn well, they know where I am, whoever they are!" she yelled looking out of the window, a large crowd had amassed randomly protesting everything from Communism to the Indemnities going to Israel and Mali.

Just then there was a knock at the door.

"Yes?" said Vittorio.

"Admiral Franco and General Pochenko are here to see you, madame President." said her secretary.

"Send them in!" she barked, they quickly entered.

"Adriana-" Franco began, he was quickly cut off.

"How the hell did this happen?" she asked.

"Alright, just relax."

"Relax!? Relax!? Are you insane? Look at what's happening Franky, I'm probably going to get shot, the country is either going to be conquered or go into disorder, what were the Australians thinking?" she said sliding into her chair.

"Well actually." began General Pochenko in a thick Russian accent "That is not all that has occured, the Mongols too have invaded Uralsky once more..."

There was a short silence.

"Are you kidding me?" asked Rossi, seemingly in disbelief.

"No, I am quite serious sir." replied the General "They've moved in and have taken Uralsky."

"For what!?!?" the President exclaimed.

"Asian unity." the Russian replied.

"That's ridiculous! Those people are Russians!" the President replied rubbing her temples. "This is like some f*cking demented nightmare!"

"Yes ma'am it is quite the situation indeed." Franco replied.

"Franky tell me something good for Chrissake!" the President said.

"I'm sorry, I can't." he replied.

"Sh*t! What is the political status, what is WAAR doing?" the President asked.

"As of right now they have taken no position, their assassination has discombobulated their nation to a very severe degree." Rossi began "As far as I know there is no stance."

"What about the Zulus?"

"Same, we don't know, nothing has come to us either way. Though we fully expect Zulu support in some way shape or form." Rossi explained.

"Alright, alright." she said, calming herself down "Are the Asians and Australians allied, is this a joint effort?"

"It would appear so, but we have no knowledge of a formal alliance as of right now." Franco replied "But as Vittorio's stated, we don't really know either way."

"No matter how weak we become, they always take and take." she said, she stood up and looked out of the window "Look at them... holy sh*t!" she said backing up, "How the hell did HE get out?....."

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Standing on top of a parked car was Vladimir Ilyich Lenin, leader of the Labor Party. He was supposed to be in a Russian prison at the time. The protestors began to turn towards him, his voice booming "Workers unite! You must rise! Listen to me, you must rise! You've got nothing to lose but your chains!"

People began walking towards him, some even dropping their signs as he stood atop the car "Why do we cower to the Australian imperialist swine? Capitalist pigs frothing at the mouth for more wealth, more land, more slaves! Stand up sons of degradation, arise workers of the world! Words have failed Alessi and her policy of placation, her servitude to her capitalist Australian masters has faultered, they have come to take their tax; your value, your land, your culture, your country, people of Europe they have come to take you!...."

"My god!" Alessi said with her hand over her mouth, "How can this possibl-" she was interrupted by two gunshots, in the same room, she clutched the side of her head, her ears stinging in pain. She turned arouned to see General Pochenko standing over Vittorio Rossi and Admiral Franco, both of them dead lying on the floor.

Lenin continued unfaultering; "You go and work every day and for nothing. Our nation is the poorest in the world we are the most pathetic nation, we were once proud. Now the Capitalist pigs of the East engorge their snouts with the sweat and blood of your labor, your filth and poverty is their fortune and prosperity! Your religious shrines now lay captured by their unwitting minions, their very own slaves that they throw at your doors to dominate you. But they are mistaken, they have enslaved their only sources of power. They have enslaved farmers who create food which creates people, they have enslaved workers which create machines and goods which create wealth, and they enslave soldiers which at gunpoint force the power they enjoy upon their slaves. They have exploited our nation for the last time, they have exploited our planet for the last time! To the workers, the farmers and the soldiers I say throw down your pathetic nationalistic shrines, throw down your oppressive religous doctrines, liberate yourself of the bourgeosie empire! Revolt! Revot! Revolt!....."

Back in the office tears rolled down Alessi's cheek "What are you doing Sasha?" she asked the General.

He smiled "Comrade Alessi, you are a fool. You have allowed this to occur. You try and placate the world with your peace efforts, with your little financial aide packages. And they don't respect you, they invade you, they TAKE more and more and more." he said.

"No, it was you all along, you Communists!" she said.

"The assassinations? No, no, that wasn't us. That was the Israeli and Mongolian political machine at work. Why not blame the Europeans? They're liars, they say they'll give and give, but they just want blood. Thats what the world thinks of us, so they use it. No Adriana, we didn't do those things, but its perfect. Finally our people will see they were living out their role in the Eastern world's concept of politics. When the Monarchs failed to remain in power the end of Europe began. Our position of power sunk to a position of servitude" He said opening his briefcase...

"Now you may say, my people!" Lenin continued "Maybe this is a fluke! Perhaps the European government will stomp us if we revolt, perhaps Lenin is insane! Well I say to you this citizens of Europe, to the oppressed proletariate. If you wish for your answer look up towards your President's window!..."

"So you see Adriana." Pochenko continued, pulling what seemed to be a blue flag from his briefcase as he began walking towards the window "Things must change, this is necessary, Marx had predicted it but he did so at the wrong time. Feudalism wasn't going to lead to the Socialist paradise, the dictatorship of the proletariate." he went on, unfolding the flag, Alessi just sat there in the corner, tears streaming down her eyes "It was capitalism, it was machinery that would create the final and most perfect means of production. The Zulus and the Chinese weren't patient enough, now they will never realize pure Communism." He placed the flag on the windowsill "But we shall, Europe shall!" he said as he hung this flag from the window for the crowds to see:

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Lenin looked up at it, a look of pride in his face "It has begun, workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!"

[Rasputin]

Battle Lines in Turkey

"Mr Presidnet, what the hell are you doing herre?"

"I couldnt allow this terrible moment to occur in our history without beign here to lead our people"

"Sir you have my greatest respect"

"Well there will be time for that later Captain, for now we have the Rebels to defeat, thanks to our friends the Southern Arabs we learnt of that Bastard Osama's plans. If we dont stop him here he will keep going till all are under his thumb."

"Sir here they come now, I see their camels moving across the fields now"

"I almost feel sorry for them facing our Ralfitzers!! Almost but not quite. "

He turned to face his troops, " Men and women of the WAA Republicna Armies, today we take back our freedom, Today we revenge the murder of President Whiteman and his cabinet, Today we celebrate our Indepence day!!!!"

With that he signalled to his artillery controller to start firing. Loud booms echoed across the landscape and one after one the charging Arabs fell.

[The Capo]

Lisbon, Portugal; European Union...

The European lines stood facing the mob, there was a silence in the air amidst the chaos following the fall of Alessi's administration. The streets were set ablaze, tires and trash burned high with thick black smoke billowing into the crisp winter air of Portugal.

"Alright men!" barked General Cadrez of the European armed forces "We'll show these Communist terrorist dogs what we're made of!" he said facing his lines, he then turned to Corporal Guevera "Alright Che, give the word on my signal." he then approached the mob, who apparently had no leadership.

"People of Lisbon please! Throw down your arms! Do not bend to the will of this madman Lenin, he is a psychopath bent on domination. He is allowing the Australians and possibly the Israelites to wreak havoc upon our nation, to steal our land and our sovreignty, to steal away our history! Right now Asian artillery bears down on Russia, right now unified troops are making their way past Galipoli into the Balkans, their target is Berlin! Perhaps you wish for social change, but at this rate there will be no nation to change! If we allow this we will succumb to a slave state!"

The crowd seemed unaffected by General Cadrez' words, he stood still looking at them. A feeling of desperation overcame his body, he was forced now to shoot them. They were civilians, weilding weapons yes, bent on destroying the country yes, but they were his people, they were Europeans. He violently turned towards his Corporal "Alright Che, give the word."

Corporal Che Guevera stood still, not making a sound or moving a single inch of his person, staring blankly at the people "Corporal Guevera, give the word!" the General again barked.

The soldiers did likewise, fully aware that a General had ordered them to fire, they had refused, their Corporal had refused, Che then threw down his weapon and walked calmly towards the mob, holding his hands in the air, he was unarmed
"Workers of Portugal, I lend you my unarmed hand. I am a soldier in the European army. I am Corporal Che Guevera." he walked up to one of the men holding a makeshift flag, the same seen in Berlin just two days prior and calmly took it, waving it in the air, the General stood in disbelief.

"Che, what are you doing?" the General asked.

"General Cadrez." Che began "You are a soldier, who do you owe allegience?"

"The constitution of the European Union." he replied, in utter confusion.

"A peice of paper General? A mere peice of paper?" Che asked, he seemed puzzled but it was all an act "They, the people, the proletariate, the slave of Capitalist swine. It is they whom I owe my allegience, it is they who I shall die for. My troops, my brigade is on my side, who's side are you on?"

The General turned around as the troops stood still, he felt helpless for the first time in his life. He was a proud man from Valencia, born into a family with ties to the Republican movement of Bonaparte, he could see his history being flushed away like refuse. "Farmers, workers, soldiers of the world unite!" Che yelled, all of the soldiers in the brigade threw their fists into the air, holding them there still.

"I, I don't know what-" the General stuttered.

Che interrupted "General Cadrez, to whom do you owe your allegience?"

"The, I am, I am a soldier Corporal, my job is to protect the Constitution of the European Union." the General spat out softly, his head begining to lower in shame.

"Do not look down General, you are a soldier, you are the one who protects the people, it is your job. Take up arms, take up the cause!" Che said approaching his General.

The General raised his head, looking straight into Che's eyes "I am General Alfonse Cadrez of the European armed forces. I am here to protect the constitution of the European Union. Many men perished for this document, its freedoms garauntee prosper-" with that Che pulled out his pistol and fired, killing General Cadrez...

[deity]

Paul schmaul

1647AD – Broken Hill Hospital

Paul lies in much pain and speaks very weakly.
“Now listen carefully *wheezes* Saul will ruin everything. He must disappear.”

“But he has disappeared!”

“What?”

“He is very intuitive, I know him. He’s gone to ground.”

“Why wasn’t I told?”

“I’m just telling you now – he’s not in his office in Parliament House and his staff has no idea of his whereabouts. He missed a special meeting he was meant to chair.”

”That is all we need. A missing Foreign Affairs Minister without my knowledge! I sense serious trouble here. You have taught him too well. He has terrorist leanings when confronted with matters that contradict his ideals.”

“I know but…”

“You will have to take over as Foreign Affairs Minister. As an elected member of the Senate you can operate in an acting capacity.”

“Oh Paul, thankyou… I will solve the Saul problem. I know how he thinks and I SEE him. You rest my dear.”

"Bosporus was his best move - smart."

[deity]

1635 AD

After a surprise attack by the EUAI on the Aussie peacekeepers in Turkey, where one veteran tank was destroyed, the city of Bosporus was taken as retaliation. Aussie peacekeepers now reside in Bosporus and intend to stay until further notice. It may be ceded to another nation at a later stage.
Although we had the capability to take more EUAI cities we knew the fickle nature of the AI part of their Government and we immediately signed a peace treaty. This is evidence enough for the world to see that our aims are purely peaceful and not expansionist. Bosporus will quickly grow under our management and may become a centre for trade. This would assist many nations.
All nations are warned that although we do not wish to become the world's policeman we will solve military conflicts with force if all else fails.
Be warned that any nation building Manhatten will be immediately attacked. After such an attack peace will not be made with us until reparations are made for any military losses sustained by us in the peace-keeping process.
We require that the city of Athens be ceded to us as compensation for the loss of life sustained in the attack on the peace-keepers. If the EU co-operates they will be rewarded in the future... But this measure is necessary now to build confidence in the peace processes.