The Horde Reports Vol. 2 300BC
First Order: Secret Project Finished!!!!!
Yes you heard it here first! Horde architects have completed the world famous Hanging Gardens. A display of agriculture and architectural design never before witnessed by the savages of the rest of the world. It is rumoured that other nations have declared the Hanging Gardens as a Wonder Of The World. These accolades are deserved as well as appreciated by the Horde nation whom were the first to complete one of the secret projects of the world.
Second Order: WLTKD Celebrations
Who says the Horde doesnt' know how to party. Ever since the completion of the Hanging Gardens, the Horde capital has been celebrating steadily. In fact this is causing a great boost in the nations morale, with other cities throwing minor parties to celebrate War4evers supreme leadership.
Third Order: Trade Boom
We admit that trade is slow so far with other nations, but we have part of a international relations report from our trade advisor Mercantile whom is on vacation somewhere hot and unknown.
"Our policy is to open our doors with a select few countries.... quite possibly the Japanese whom have greatly toned down their aggressive attitudes and to allow the continued flow of free trade to benefit both our and other respected nations." Similarily, nations whom are antagonistic towards our friendly neighbors will not be allowed access to our large markets."
It is apparent that our great nation is ready to switch gears in its domestic policies, focusing on city growth and the international trade market.
Fourth Order: Foreign Policy
We are saddened to report the loss of a few regiments to the evil barbarian hordes. Not only have these horrific and terrifying barbarians used our name (in order to slander us on the international stage), but they remane at large throughout many empires our sources tell us. Unprovoked attacks by the "Red Raiders" continue to aggravate our dilligent workers. Well, worry no more as our policy is to rid the world completely of these vile creatures. There is a reward of 150 gold coins to the capture of any Barbarian leaders along with a medal of honor and quite possibly an upgrade to veteran status. Please everyone be on the lookout for these individuals, they mean us harm!
On the global stage we are proud to admit that we have shown our diplomatic ways and intentions with absolute dignity. We have peace treaties with every nation we have come across and have even ceded territory to the Japanese for wrongfully tresspassing in their territory. Relations with the Japanese have greatly improved to the point where an alliance may be in order down the road, along with possibly more land grants for say...... some needed science?
We are proud to state that although there was an international incident (assassination of a Borg diplomat), we had nothing to do with it. Rumour has it an English calvalry unit disguised as a Celt orchastrated the whole plot, trying to set the world into conflict. We have not yet determined if this is entirely true but we are keeping a close eye on the suspicious Celts and English whom appear to be in cahoots
Fifth Order: Expansion Limitations
It is apparent that no other nation can expand quite as quickly as the Horde. We obviously have the best looking lasses (and asses) in the world and therefore procreation has been encouraged if not rewarded with land grants. However due to the fact that we are only three cities away from our capped limit, the govt is asking that all families start using birth control... we will even supply the condoms or the pill.
Globally we will likely have to cede a few more territories to our neighbors in order to make better use of the land. Personally the govt point of view is that each country should have 33 cites max... although this seems unfair as well, condeming our nation to such small borders is at the very least attrocious!
First Order: Secret Project Finished!!!!!
Yes you heard it here first! Horde architects have completed the world famous Hanging Gardens. A display of agriculture and architectural design never before witnessed by the savages of the rest of the world. It is rumoured that other nations have declared the Hanging Gardens as a Wonder Of The World. These accolades are deserved as well as appreciated by the Horde nation whom were the first to complete one of the secret projects of the world.
Second Order: WLTKD Celebrations
Who says the Horde doesnt' know how to party. Ever since the completion of the Hanging Gardens, the Horde capital has been celebrating steadily. In fact this is causing a great boost in the nations morale, with other cities throwing minor parties to celebrate War4evers supreme leadership.
Third Order: Trade Boom
We admit that trade is slow so far with other nations, but we have part of a international relations report from our trade advisor Mercantile whom is on vacation somewhere hot and unknown.
"Our policy is to open our doors with a select few countries.... quite possibly the Japanese whom have greatly toned down their aggressive attitudes and to allow the continued flow of free trade to benefit both our and other respected nations." Similarily, nations whom are antagonistic towards our friendly neighbors will not be allowed access to our large markets."
It is apparent that our great nation is ready to switch gears in its domestic policies, focusing on city growth and the international trade market.
Fourth Order: Foreign Policy
We are saddened to report the loss of a few regiments to the evil barbarian hordes. Not only have these horrific and terrifying barbarians used our name (in order to slander us on the international stage), but they remane at large throughout many empires our sources tell us. Unprovoked attacks by the "Red Raiders" continue to aggravate our dilligent workers. Well, worry no more as our policy is to rid the world completely of these vile creatures. There is a reward of 150 gold coins to the capture of any Barbarian leaders along with a medal of honor and quite possibly an upgrade to veteran status. Please everyone be on the lookout for these individuals, they mean us harm!
On the global stage we are proud to admit that we have shown our diplomatic ways and intentions with absolute dignity. We have peace treaties with every nation we have come across and have even ceded territory to the Japanese for wrongfully tresspassing in their territory. Relations with the Japanese have greatly improved to the point where an alliance may be in order down the road, along with possibly more land grants for say...... some needed science?
We are proud to state that although there was an international incident (assassination of a Borg diplomat), we had nothing to do with it. Rumour has it an English calvalry unit disguised as a Celt orchastrated the whole plot, trying to set the world into conflict. We have not yet determined if this is entirely true but we are keeping a close eye on the suspicious Celts and English whom appear to be in cahoots
Fifth Order: Expansion Limitations
It is apparent that no other nation can expand quite as quickly as the Horde. We obviously have the best looking lasses (and asses) in the world and therefore procreation has been encouraged if not rewarded with land grants. However due to the fact that we are only three cities away from our capped limit, the govt is asking that all families start using birth control... we will even supply the condoms or the pill.
Globally we will likely have to cede a few more territories to our neighbors in order to make better use of the land. Personally the govt point of view is that each country should have 33 cites max... although this seems unfair as well, condeming our nation to such small borders is at the very least attrocious!
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