Tales from the Diplomatic Front VI

[Rasputin00]

The Mad monks Naval Attache to the Great leader Franky Babe !!!

It is with great regret that you choose not to share your continent with us or any other civ. We do agree that there should be no development where your hard working settlers have done work , but if there are areas that are uninhabited and besotten with barbarians, it is our belief that a mutual colonisation of these areas would lessen thew barbarian attacks on your civilisation.
however let it be known that our naval contingent has no immdeiate plans for colonisation, but are mearly a scouting party looking for new lands and new people, people we were hoping to establish much trade with as we are a peace loving society.
As part of our desire to see the world in total harmony we provide as many "peace pipes" as you need to lift you high. hopefully in tihs new enlightneed stage of spiritual understanding we can agree on some more realistic borders.
We are calling all societys we meet to join us in forming the Federation of United Civiliastions .

The FUC will be a commitee of all nations that will be run to ensure the world continues in peace and fairness.....

[Frank Johnson]

I am still convinced you all think I reside on a huge, lush, grassland covered continent ideal for proportional growth. This is really not the case. The mad monks should remember from the short time they had my maps that I truely reside on a icey peninsula and the rest of my contient is covered with swamps, and jungles with only occasional breaks for patches of grassland and plains.

And remember, I may be ahead in power, however in number of cities I am not in a very high advantage. A mere 2 cities seperates me from the other powers in the world.

[Rasputin00]

The Great Raz has sent word to his Naval attache Robus Aulus, that his attepmts at being friendly with Texans must have worked, A secret dispatch has been recieved that appears to be a precurser of some form of treaty between our two nations,
The Great Raz is very pleased with his Naval Attache and is now dispatching 20 virgins to him as his great reward. A promotion is in order and the right honourable Robus Aulus has been appointed official Ambassader to the newly formed FUC.
The Inaugral FUC meeting is to be held at the Mad Monks Capital of Raz Central. Feasting and celebrations all over Raz Land has been proclaimed
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[Rasputin00]

Due to the Great Raz's Committment to the great god Mannah, he will be unable to lead his people during the next centuries, he has proclaimed that the one known as Luigi shall stand in his stead, Luigi has been orderd to continue to respect all current treaties and to ensure the FUC is fully functional upon the Great Raz's Return....

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[Rasputin00]

As the Great Raz is uncontactable all day today via the usual lines of communication, please post here anything any one needs querying, I will be able to check here frequently and make sure my substitute is perfroming as per my requests.

I would like clarification from Texan leader re our "Final Solution" for the barbarians in the world. Are our settlers welcome to set up outposts where we can base our combined Anti-Barb activitys from, or should our Navy keep sailing past the Texan continent ?
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[Empress]

Waiting on a few players... if you are not on icq, the ip number is 209.30.70.66

[finbar]

MEMO TO: The Great Raz

FROM: finbar

Proceeding as directed by your missive.

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[Rasputin00]

And word came to the Great Raz that his appointed deputy Luigi had plans to take over permantely and to never allow the Great Raz to return, Luigi had begun a propoganda campaign that intimated that the Great Raz was not so great after all. But The Great Raz heard of these things and so had his many trustful Mad Monks arrest Luigi and had him publicly beheaded.

In his place , ws appointed that great recipe collecter and former Chef of the Great Raz , the mighty Finbar.

Finny ( as the Great Raz refers to him) was initiated into the ways of the mad men and was given his direct orders, but also given much lattitude in organising the nation and so the Finbar dynasty began

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[finbar]

Ya. Hydey found the Romans.

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[Rasputin00]

The Great Raz, being not so occupied as he should be in pursuit of Mannah, looked longingly for reports of his people and their great exploits, but alas the Mighty Finn was too busy to report.....

And the Great Raz grew ever so more fearful of what had happened to his people, his love for his people brought tears to his eyes as he thought of them alone out there with out him.....

But it is with some reassurance that he rests content in the abilitys of the great Chef Finbar.....
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[Empress]

*Empress stares into a mirror* Am I repulsive? During the course of a few hundred years the Empress is saddend to discover that the peoples of the world do not wish to associate with the Fountainians. She has be rejected by the F.U.C. alliance and wonders why? She has built many cities and has expanded onto two new land masses, with much growth potential. Her government has gone from a Monarchy to a Republic and her science and discovery rate is fair. While in isolation she yearned for the day in which she would meet new civilizations in which to form eternal alliances, but alas, no one wanted her. Empress began to think she would be alone in the world forever, that is, until Counsel Dangime of the Americans decided to comfort her and enlighten her. Much technology was exchanged and soon an eternal alliance was formed as it was clear they were two lone stars, excluded from the rest of the world.

Goddess Empress

[Frank Johnson]

The story of Empress and the F.U.C. is so true it is painful.

While some members of the alliance seem fair and reasonable, such as Raz and his assistant finbar with whom we have lived at peace with for many years, even sharing our home continent with this peace loving people.
However the overall mood of F.U.C. seems to be somewhat negative one. Claiming to be a world organization of enlightenment and peace, it actually quite an exclusive club, and entirely too good apparently for the powerful Texans, or the Empress's enlightned nation. Never the less, Texas seeks peace with each member of the F.U.C. because each member nation seems much more reasonable when it isn't running with the pack. Texan advisors estimate that it is only a tiny portion of the alliance which acts with such hostility toward Texas, and that it should in no way affect the indivdual dealing between nations.

Maps have been obtained, showing the homelands of other far away nations. It is my true desire to visit these lands and make peace with them, despite rumors of threats thrown toward the Texans.


The most glorious achivement of the Texans was the great Mike's Chapel, built at the source of the Great River in Austin. So dramatic was its affect on people that it immediately prompted a change of government, and a new republic came to rule Texas it the year of our lord 1.

[Rasputin00]

The great Raz is saddened by the rejection of the Lovely Empress from the halls of FUC. It would be the Great Raz's desire to get Empress FUCed as soon as possible. The Mad Monks beleive if the whole world were into FUC then war would not be necessary.
As the Great Leader says thankyou to his stand in the Mighty Finn, his people rejoice that once again he is to return to lead them.
Once the Great Raz has perceived what has transpired for the past few hundred years, he will make every attempt to contact the far off Empress who is cloaked in his favourite Emerald Colour.

However looking at previous Top 5 city list and Powergraph, an alliance between Texans and Empress is one to be fearful of.
All other world civs take note of this.


To be continued.....

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[Rasputin00]

The Great Raz wishes to state that as part of his agreement with the peaceful Texans, no other Civilasiations may settle in any land given to the Great Raz without prior consent from Texan leader in Austin

[Rasputin00]

The mad monk people are very unhappy that some nations are not psoting their tales here, Where is Spanish leader? Deity ? Romans , is matt back ?? Hydey , wha tof your wandering Sioux ??