The Oz Civ Group: A Collective Weapon of Mass Distraction

[finbar]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
If finbar didn't play every well on Friday its my fault - I was so pleased to see him I practically spammed him with icq messages for the whole session

And I play Civ to escape being nagged!

I didn;t play very well either

The only interest in the game seems to be how long Hydey can hold out against Attila the Trev.

[Alexander's Horse]

nah - there's a lot more interest than that - which is what I should have been talking to you about

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Hydey
It was about the morman invasion.

You mean the invasion of latter-day saints headed by William the Conqueror?

[Hydey]

Thats them, not many people know that William started that religion

I must thank DrSpike for agreeing to be me personal spell checker

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Hydey
Thats them, not many people know that William started that religion

Please tell me your new job isn't as a history teacher.

[Hydey]

Originally posted by DrSpike


Please tell me your new job isn't as a history teacher.

No I know too much about history for that

My new job is a Sign erector , I will be erecting real estate signs .

[finbar]

Hydey? A word of advice. Don't stand holding a "Vacant Possession" sign anywhere in the vicinity of your head.

[Alexander's Horse]

[Hydey]

Originally posted by finbar
Don't stand holding a "Vacant Possession" sign

None of the agents we work for use such foolish signs.

Finbar could have remained silent and just appeared ignorant but he chose to speak and remove all doubt.

[finbar]

Originally posted by Hydey


None of the agents we work for use such foolish signs.

Fair enough. In that case, you'd better hold the "Potential For Subdivision" sign in the vicinity of your midriff.

[Hydey]

Try again finbar, still no idea I see

[finbar]

Mmmm. You're probably right. A hovel in Broadmeadows probably wouldn't have potential for subdivision.

[Alexander's Horse]

I suppose Hydey is now out and about around Melbourne in his ute, causing havoc in people's gardens with his dodgy signs. Destroying their prize rose bushes in the process, bursting water pipes and cutting power lines with the stakes, running over their pets when he backs the ute out.

What a relief for us

[finbar]

There's certainly one sign Hydey could definitely put to use - "Renovator's Dream", stuck on the ute's windscreen.

Oh, and we should keep using the word ute. So baffled will the Yanks - not to mention Doctor Voodoo - be that they'll stay out of our thread.

[DrSpike]

Is it utility truck? I try to be baffled as little as possible. Usually even when I am baffled if I speak nonsense with enough authority everyone believes it..........such is the benefit of being a (voodoo) doctor.