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    Now this is barbarian naval tactics!

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    This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US Naval ship and the Canadians, off the coast of Newfoundland, Oct 95.
    Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
    Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.
    Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.
    Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
    Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
    Canadians: Negative. I say again, You will have to divert your course.
    Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET, WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
    Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.

    Sorry, guys, I got this by e-mail today and I simply had to share. I know it should be in OT, but I go there seldom and it is the Civ2 Community with whom I identify.
    No offence intended to our US colleagues (or not much anyway )


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    Scouse Git[1]

    "CARTAGO DELENDA EST" - Cato the Censor
    [This message has been edited by Scouse Gits (edited January 27, 2000).]
    "Our words are backed by empty wine bottles! - SG(2)
    "One of our Scouse Gits is missing." - -Jrabbit

  • #2
    Posting purely because I have an apropriate signature:

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    Seagoon: "A navy, milord, is an army, entirely surrounded by water!"
    -The Flea- [The Goon Show]
    Seagoon: "A navy, milord, is an army, entirely surrounded by water!"
    -The Flea- [The Goon Show]

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    • #3
      LMAO. Great post, thanks.



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      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #4
        Gives me a laugh

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        CtG
        I'm 49% Apathetic, 23% Indifferent, 46% Redundant, 26% Repetative and 45% Mathetically Deficient.

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        • #5
          So did the Lighthouse move?
          "It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver" - Jean de La Fontaine

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          • #6
            Seagoon: What are you doing in the water Eccles?

            Eccles: Duh, well everybody has to be somewhere.

            Bloodnock and co still live on!

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            Scouse Git (2)

            "Our words are backed by empty wine bottles! - SG(2)
            "One of our Scouse Gits is missing." - -Jrabbit

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            • #7
              Sorry guys, it's an Urban Legend which dates all the way back to 1987. Details here: http://www.snopes.com/spoons/faxlore/lighthse.htm

              It is a funny story though.

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