| quote: Originally posted by Smash on 09-26-2000 05:37 PM What is a master of corn anyway? |
maybe he's the acting leader of the children of the corn?

*decides its best to move back a couple rows in the studio audience in case he really is*
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Sleep is a luxury and I don't have Shakespeare's Theatre in my back yard.


My first thought DC, is to take you off my Christmas list. But that was immediately followed by the realization that back here in the civilized world, I now have access to the greatest invention/development in the history of the world... toilet paper! Thanks.
. However, since I am a nice guy, I'll do my part to try and bring some sanity to your world and attempt to banish one of the figments of your imagination
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