Handles, handles, handles...

[Rasputin]

Where my Name From ??

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

(Spoken)
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

(Spoken) Oh, those Russians...

[Gothmog]

"There they had been mustered for the sack of the City and the rape of Gondor, waiting on the call of their Captain. He now was destroyed; but Gothmog the lieutenant of Morgul had flung them into the fray; Easterlings with axes, and Variags of Khand, Southrons in scarlet, and out of Far Harad black men like half-trolls with white eyes and red tounges."

From The Battle of the Pelennor Fields, The Return of the King , The Lord of the Rings

The Captain referred to in the passage was the Lord of the Nazgul.

[Six Thousand Year Old Man]

Well - nothing special -

I always thought it was ridiculous when CivI would announce that "(Leader) announces retirement after 6000 year reign". That, and the old Mel Brooks "Thousand Year Old Man" sketch were the dubious inspirations for my moniker.

Oh - and I needed to come up with a nickname fast so I could make my first post!

STYOM

[Carolus Rex]

Bumping my own thread... So I'm a narcisist (however you spell that )...

New members, new user names. Where did you get yours from?

Carolus

[loinburger]

Alfie's Inn makes fantastic hamburgers, but for some odd reason they're called "loinburgers" instead of hamburgers.

[Eli]

My first name.

[Dauphin]

Using the OT link btw

I like dolphins, especially for their apparent sagacity.

[Alex]

Ah, it is something that pisses me off. I used to have this 'Alexnm' as a user name sometime before, because it is my first name (Alexandre) plus the initials of my surnames (N and M). Only after I registered here is when I noticed that it sounded like "Alex Enema". I hate it. And I can't change it.

[Caligastia]

Caligastia-

In the course of this inspection Satan informed Caligastia of Lucifer's then proposed "Declaration of Liberty," and as we now know, the Prince agreed to betray the planet upon the announcement of the rebellion. The loyal universe personalities look with peculiar disdain upon Prince Caligastia because of this premeditated betrayal of trust. The Creator Son voiced this contempt when he said: "You are like your leader, Lucifer, and you have sinfully perpetuated his iniquity. He was a falsifier from the beginning of his self-exaltation because he abode not in the truth."


Caligastia is a nasty being, but I like the name.

[DarkCloud]

narcisist

narciscistic... I'm not sure narcisist is a word- one can be narciscistic but one cannot be a narcisist?

I assume... I'm probably wrong however.

-
Short version of name:

My dog's name is Cloud... and I needed a name which would "intimidate" people on the internet, thus the "Dark" portion was added.

[DarkCloud]

Quite an ancient thread
You seem to have bumped it quite often, until recently of course

[lightblue]

lightblue is the color of Cambridge University. You get a Blue when you support at a high level in a University sport, which I did, hence lightblue.

[- Groucho -]

I was trying to call myself Echidna, but I spelled it wrong. Turns out Echinda is unique to most every board so now I use it everywhere.

[Kassiopeia]

Oh well, never hurt to post this twice.

Off the top of my head. Of course, it is the constellation/supernova Cassiopeia, except in Finnish. But there's no real motif. I honestly just invented it to get playing AC on email.
Most people abhorrently mistype the part after the 'si', so I've thought of switching to Kass or Kassi.

[-Jrabbit]

Don't do it, Kassiopeia, don't give in!
BTW, I see you're capitalized now... Thought you weren't previously IIRC.

...and mine's just a foreshortening of an old college nickname. Distance runner, long legs, first name Jack. You get the idea.

(Seems I posted this on another thread. How many of these are there???)