Civ Survivor

[Scouse Gits]

Long live Smash, true victor ludorum


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"CARTAGO DELENDA EST" - Cato the Censor
"The Great Library must be built!"

[DarkCloud]

Sorry I missed your vote SCG.... wernazuma is out.

So the winner is-

SMASH

Gloating commences...

[Smash]

Oh I'm so happy!

I can't beleive how many people came into this like it was a civ vacation.I,on the other hand,saw from the start that strategy and observing human behaviour would be the difference.I'd like to think I played the game as ethically as possible.

Do I get to go on Hollywood Squares?

[Scouse Gits]

Well done Smash! We are all waiting for the "Oscar" type acceptance speech...
"My thanks go to (as he wipes tear from eye) to all the wonderful people at Apolyton who made my dreams come true........oh go on you finish it!
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[CornMaster]

This just in.....Smash was taking steriods and slipping the other competors poison. Now we go to our person in the field.

"We have video evidence of Smash taking steriods...

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    Smash

"And that's how it happened folks. This is I. P. Freely signing off for NRHTV"

LOL I hope you like it.

P.S. NRHTV = Never Really Happened TV

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"The best meat is in the rump!"
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[This message has been edited by CornMaster (edited October 02, 2000).]

[Smash]

um..er...it was..ah..sasparilla.My coach gave it to me.It was just a fruity drink.

[SCG]

O come now, Cornmaster, you know that in the US, video tape and 10 eyewitnesses is not conclusive evidence There are any number of things that could look like steroids or poison but actually be quite harmless and that it was entirely the other competitors faults that anything dangerous actually happened to them. And besides, even if it was steroids and poison, perhaps Darkcloud is liable for any damages since he was responsible for locking them all up in a room in the first place without having them sign a waiver form

This cynical look at the US court system brought to you by a lack of sleep, the letters Q and E, and the number 7

*wonders if anyone gets the Sesame Street reference in this post since most of his other attempts at humor in this thread have fallen on zombie-like ears *

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Sleep is a luxury and I don't have Shakespeare's Theatre in my back yard.

[This message has been edited by SCG (edited October 03, 2000).]

[kcbob]

All I want to know is... who took the doughnuts???

Oh, and congratulations Smash. [sarcasm]I'm so very happy for you.[/sarcasm]

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Frodo lives!

Better dead than "Red"... or green... or blue... or yellow... or orange... or purple... or white.

[Empress]

*mouth full of doughnuts*
Congrats smash!

[Smash]

There seems to be a problem with the mail here.I havn't got my cheque yet.

It should have been sent by courier.I'm really getting worried.

[DarkCloud]

Sorry you don't get a check...

The reward was listed before and is this: You are an advisor in Civ III... if you don't fall over dead after acheiving the goal...