Official Politburo Thread!

[conmcb25]

Originally posted by Bossy20000
I'm back from holiday, so I will be here again. From now on, no more anti-governement posts

It will take some time to catch up, and I start working tomorrow, but this weekend I will have some more time!
Your Party Ideologist is back!!!!!!

Good you may get more duties then just Party Ideologist and Asst Pravda.

Refresh my memory, are you going on Holiday again this summer? I seem to remember an absence in August. Is that correct?

[Colwyn]

I have recieved no orders yet from the government re what to do with hitler who we captured in berlin.

At the moment we have stuck him in a big hole with a toliet block above him.

[PinkyGen]

Have you ever heard of the Roman Triumph? (I've been reading I Claudius and its successor novel).

Surely if those ignorant imperialists could do something grand, so can we. We send Hitler back to Moscow, and have a big parade. Lots of tanks, airplanes, soldiers marching. We bring back all the nice loot we find in Berlin (art, machinery, torn Nazi Flags) and show it off, for it now belongs to the workers. Free vodka should also be distrubuted.

Of course all the commanders of the fronts should march through the parade with a select number of troops from their front. The Politburo can come out and watch the review. HTower, being the Marshall, should have the prime vehicle of honor at the center of the procession, for he lead us to victory.

The Roman triumph also had a slave behind the succesful general, who whisphered to the triumphal man "Look behind thee: remember thyself mortal." (ooc: The Movie Patton had the slave say "All glory is fleeting). This seems a little too archaic, perhaps the modern version should be "look behind thee: remember thyself serves Comrade Stalin."

Oh, and Hitler would be dragged through the parade in chains, and executed in Red Square. Perhaps we could wheel Lenin out so Lenin can see him die.

[The ANZAC]

nice parody of the end speech from Patton!

[Bossy20000]

Originally posted by conmcb25


Good you may get more duties then just Party Ideologist and Asst Pravda.

Refresh my memory, are you going on Holiday again this summer? I seem to remember an absence in August. Is that correct?

Nope, in August I work, but I'm home in the evening and at the weekend. In September I will probably go on holiday again.

[Bossy20000]

Originally posted by PinkyGen
Have you ever heard of the Roman Triumph? (I've been reading I Claudius and its successor novel).

Surely if those ignorant imperialists could do something grand, so can we. We send Hitler back to Moscow, and have a big parade. Lots of tanks, airplanes, soldiers marching. We bring back all the nice loot we find in Berlin (art, machinery, torn Nazi Flags) and show it off, for it now belongs to the workers. Free vodka should also be distrubuted.

Oh, and Hitler would be dragged through the parade in chains, and executed in Red Square. Perhaps we could wheel Lenin out so Lenin can see him die.

If we start looting in Germany, I would like some of the paintings you can find. I still have some walls where there is some space, and a Rubens or Van Gogh would fit nice

I also like the parade-idea, especially the part about Lenin. This way we can prove him we can beat the Germans, just to memorate him

[Colwyn]

Comrades what does a general have to do to get noticed in the poliburo?

He takes Berlin, Captures Hilter and not so much as a by your leave? (hint hint )

[greeny]

Alright then.... I move that Comrade Pavlov Zangalis command the Victory Parade in Red Square when victory is declared.

[PinkyGen]

No offense to Comrade Pavlov, but should not that position be reserved for Comrade Oleg Sorikin, our deal Marshall. (The way I see it, HTower is Zhukov, the main brains at STAVKA, while Colwyn is probably the most accomplished, and independent , of Zhukov's deputies.) But surely Comrade Pavlov should be rewarded a great position of honor, and perhaps a new medal.

[Bossy20000]

Originally posted by Colwyn
Comrades what does a general have to do to get noticed in the poliburo?

Send me some paintings, and I'll see what I can do for you

[conmcb25]

The Politburo congratulates the late Comrade Pavlov on his stupendous victories. We mourn his death and encourage his son to continue by actively contributing to the political process.

[Henrik]

Commander Henrikov would also like to congratulate comrade Pavlov on his great work.
No doubt your memory will be preserved for generations!

Originally posted by conmcb25
The Politburo congratulates the late Comrade Pavlov on his stupendous victories.

[Bossy20000]

We could proclaim an official "We love Comrade Pavlov day", to commemorate him! What do you think? After all, he got us into Germany and to Berlin...

[Colwyn]

I wish I kept my trap shut!

Originally posted by Colwyn
Comrades what does a general have to do to get noticed in the poliburo?

He takes Berlin, Captures Hilter and not so much as a by your leave? (hint hint )

Being "noticed" didn't end up too good for me after all.

My spirit thanks you all for your nominations.

[H Tower]

How many of the 7 elected are still around? 3? 4? How can your body still function when only around 50% of you are still serving? In the best interest of the Rodina, I think that you should all renounce the remaining months of your term and hold elections immediately.