Tweet
Retired General Goldmann Marches on Tel Aviv, demands action!
Tel Aviv.- Israel was rocked yesterday when General Goldmann and his marched on the capital with groups of disgruntled officers from his own corps in protest of the inaction of the CoS. With the population cheering him on, they all held their dead clocks up high, demanding that the war resume so that at least the country can get on with its life.
At the same time, members of the artillery and infantry paraded down the main streets in Tel Aviv to the government offices demanding that "the slacker CoS get on with his job". Most soldiers complain about the killer boredom. "It's like a war of attrition against depression. We just keep loosing more men than we can shake a stick at. Many of them, disillusioned at the lack of pace of the war have deserted and many have been quoted as on their to Vegas." Another soldier remarked "Even the Palestinians seem to have gone home. Very bizarre. I bet that if we suddenly did something we'd catch 'em with their pants down, if only because we've been sitting around doing nothing for what seems like weeks on end."
"People of Israel, it is time to move on. Not one step back!" General Goldmann added. He is also reported to have said, off the record, "All in good fun, lads."
Tel Aviv.- Israel was rocked yesterday when General Goldmann and his marched on the capital with groups of disgruntled officers from his own corps in protest of the inaction of the CoS. With the population cheering him on, they all held their dead clocks up high, demanding that the war resume so that at least the country can get on with its life.
At the same time, members of the artillery and infantry paraded down the main streets in Tel Aviv to the government offices demanding that "the slacker CoS get on with his job". Most soldiers complain about the killer boredom. "It's like a war of attrition against depression. We just keep loosing more men than we can shake a stick at. Many of them, disillusioned at the lack of pace of the war have deserted and many have been quoted as on their to Vegas." Another soldier remarked "Even the Palestinians seem to have gone home. Very bizarre. I bet that if we suddenly did something we'd catch 'em with their pants down, if only because we've been sitting around doing nothing for what seems like weeks on end."
"People of Israel, it is time to move on. Not one step back!" General Goldmann added. He is also reported to have said, off the record, "All in good fun, lads."
will put even those most in favour of peace to sleep 
)
Comment