. His first act as new depot was simple, he sacked all his male employs and replaced them with glorious young women . He explained in a press release this was because people, who would come to him with problems, feel more at ease when addressed by a nice young girl then by a grumpy old male employ. As always, when a leader makes a wise decision, there were evil tongues 
that claimed otherwise. They spoke about “parties” where only the young interns were invited by despot Hydey, and about the things which happened there.
who didn’t trust this situation, he had heard about troops of barbarians 
traveling the entire world and attacking everything that even looked like civilization, approached the village carefully. When the villagers saw the approaching horsemen, they send out a “volunteer”
: to find out what Hydey wanted. After a few tense hours of discussion
both parties concluded they could trust one-another. Despot Hydey was immensely surprised when the people of the village held a huge celebration arty: that evening and they announced they would send their strongest men
with him on his campaign to explore the continent.
was exploring the icy lands and had submitted his reports in which he spoke about endless plains of ice and snow, about bears with white furs and sea lions with big ivory teeth. He also mentions 2 villages they found in these unforgiving lands. The first one was empty; they only found some metals worth 50G
that he send with his report to Capital. The second settlement was inhabited, the men who lived there told they were explorers of a distant country and they were lost in these cold lands. Living there already for 7 years and having seen 3 out of 4 of their friends die they decided to join John’s explorers. They packed what was left of their horses and followed the pack.
and love for rules he even wrote a book of on how to create these “laws”, called:”Code of laws, how to create a successful law.” 
. As reaction to this and to show the strength of our young empire despot Hydey announced the foundation of a new city called: Valencia 
. He also ordered the construction of the first ship that the New Apolytonian Empire would build. The news of the Chinese building the pyramids had given Hydey a vision
, a vision of an immense empire with many cities and tens of thousands of citizens. It would control the land, sea and sky over an aria so big that it was day in one part while night in an other.
6 sessions in 1 month--> this is killing me
. Many brave men gave their lives testing these prototypes and they now have a grave somewhere deep under the surface of the sea
. During these decades of building and testing prototypes a massive amount of data was collected and from this data the wise men concluded 2 things: The trireme (this was the name they had invented for this vessel) had to stay close to shore. And there was a 50% chance it would sink when caught in a storm, which almost every time happened when it was far away from the coast. Whenever the trireme ended so far from the coast the people on board couldn’t see it anymore, they got so frightened they just petrified and were unable to move. They could just sit there and glare into the void. Others were more lucky and jumped 
overboard just to drown in the ocean. You might find this strange to call them lucky but if you had seen those who got rescued, you’d have the same opinion. Those who got rescued never became normal again. 1 out of ten died within a month because they simply refused to eat, they could just sit and glare. 8 out of ten got a relatively normal life after a few years of extensive help, i.e. as long as they stayed in small rooms and narrow streets, but the moment the accidentally ended up in the middle of the market square they just stopped moving and started crying and screaming as if they feared the void around them would swallow them and they would just disappear into thin air. Because it almost always happened on the market square the wise men called this “agoraphobia”.
the foundation of 2 new cities: Salamanca and Barcelona. Because the Empire started to become to big for one man to govern: the wise men developed a new way of governing called Monarchy.
is still exploring the polar area. In the year 400BC he and his men suddenly discover fresh green planes
. Just the sight of all that green overjoyed them
, after the many years of perfect white snow and ice. It was this joy that forced some of the men to settle in this new green land (although the beautiful young women of a nearby village might also have had something to do with it)… they called their city Valladolid.
they have waited long enough and start a revolution
so they can finally crown Hydey King. Until then Hydey always claimed this was to much honor for his person
, but now they would just force it on him. He had to take up his responsibility. that went on for an entire month. Everybody was happy and celebrating…and the beginning of the year 324BC became known for its baby boom. During the entire celebration King Hydey stayed in his room, he said the party was for the people and he had no right to intrude, luckily there were some young women who kept him company so he hadn’t had to be alone the entire time. Outside there was an almost constant shouting: “LONG LIVE THE KING”. 
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