Several members of the military staff at HQ failed to perform their full-moon rites to honor the rain god. As a result, the rain god sent a terrible storm, knocking out all power to HQ; Due to the ferocious storm, the Supreme Military Commander has been unable to view the latest maps of the kingdom and read the latest status reports. Efforts will be made again this evening to evaluate our military status and post any polls.
Aforementioned staff have been reassigned to deep-sea diving missions to test newly designed iron flippers.
The people know of monotheism, sir!
Yes, but they still know polytheism, too...
Aforementioned staff have been reassigned to deep-sea diving missions to test newly designed iron flippers.
The people know of monotheism, sir!
Yes, but they still know polytheism, too...
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