Campaign for Camel Rights and Wellbeing

[Immortal Wombat]

Worried at the proposals for the upcoming wonder building, and the use of camels therein, I would like to take my first political stance, and point out that camels have feelings too.

For the safety of the camels, happiness of the people, and well-being of the empire, I request the president:

• a) Ensure all camels are stabled in a city until such a time as they are need to travel a route.
• b) Ensure camels should not be forced to endure arduous sea journeys for more that 2 turns, or their health will suffer
• c) Ensure no camels come to any harm, and any "disbanding" of camel herds and social groups be done as painlessly as possible, with large groups in one city, rather than spreading the sociable camels across the empire and separting them.
• d) Ensure that where possible, wonders built on camel labour be in some way beneficiary to the camel species as a whole, preferably named after one or more of the camels who placed the most major role in its construction.

-IW: voice of ecological sense.

[MrWhereItsAt]

What ARE you smoking, IW?

Can I have some? It sounds hallucinogenic!

[cavebear]

Hmmm

We will do our utmost to assure that no camels are killed, maimed, annoyed, upset, or even saddened in the caravasarry process.

Does that help?

If I am elected City Planner,

- I promise that all camels will be treated with respect, physical kindness, and appreciation for their substantial benefits toward the advancement of oiur Civ.

- Camels that have done their duty in support of the Civ will be given fields of their favorite foods, companionship of other retired camels, and Purina camel-treats every weekend.

- There will be a *special place* for retired camels where they may romp and engage in leisure pursuits to their hearts' content.

- We will welcome foreign camels to that joyful reservation for the perpetuation of genetic diversity asmong all camels.

- We will respect camels for their personal integrity and not just the value of the commodities they carry so well and honorably.

[shade]

Use Their Bodies for Whatever Maloderous Purpose You Wish, Mr President.

That looks kinda like revolt to me...maybe just maybe...as last act of my military carreer I might supp....Njah.
I'll see what the President and the foreign secret service thinks of it.

Shade,Still your military advisor and stil capable of suppressing any kind of revolt or getting rid of ppl who don't show the propper respect for our beloved Prez.

[Gramphos]

Could you give me some facts on what the camels need?

[Vlad Antlerkov]

Dude, you should try some of this, it's bloody awesome...

That reminds me... Is marijuana legal in Apolytonia? You know, for "medicinal" purposes?

[shade]

Originally posted by Vlad Antlerkov
That reminds me... Is marijuana legal in Apolytonia? You know, for "medicinal" purposes?

When I become prez it will be .
("medicinal" purposes= get enemy so addicted he becomes a personal slave )

Shade

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by Gramphos
Could you give me some facts on what the camels need?

Gramphos, please see cavebear's post.
His six points will suffice as an acceptable starting-point for good camel-human relationships across the spans of time.

We will do our utmost to assure that no camels are killed, maimed, annoyed, upset, or even saddened in the caravasarry process.

Does that help?

Yes. Yes it does.

Thankyou for taking this matter seriously.

[Shaka Naldur]

is people taking this poll seriously?

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by Shaka Naldur
is people taking this poll seriously?

I should hope so

[Shaka Naldur]

Originally posted by Immortal Wombat

I should hope so

I don´t undertansd the point of this poll

i don´t want to sound rude

[Scouse Gits]

Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt
What ARE you smoking, IW?

Camels perhaps ...

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SG(2)

[ColdWizard]

Originally posted by Shaka Naldur
I don´t undertansd the point of this poll

you're certainly not the only one, i have doubts that IW has a point

Originally posted by Scouse Gits (2)
Camels perhaps ...

camel dung seems more likely

[Hydey]

I must thank the president for the lovely camel steaks he provided the people.

[Zealot]

I didn't know you were part of the WWF, IW...