Idea - Re: Apolyton Store

[Zylka]

Why not make it so that anyone who purchases an item from the store gets something special in their side profiles? Given the geeks on this site, I think this will be more than enough incentive to purchase apolyton-wear like a vicious, vulgar, valley girl with daddy's new credit card!!!

Perhaps customers could choose to have their name font in a certain color (and made really BIG or bold - this screams out how important and high up on the food chain an apolytoner is!!#@)

Although either way I sure as hell won't be purchasing, you can still give me the special mark for implementing my idea!!!

Any ideas for the special denotation???

[Asher]

It should let us put obscenely large images in our signatures, and make it mandatory to show signatures!

[Skanky Burns]

Wow! Your ideas are so fantastic!

Maybe it could allow you to put whatever you wanted in the "flag field"...

[Panag]

hi ,

, but then some people shall buy what ever they can buy , just to show off to the others , .....

this would lead to banana's , ........

have a nice day

[Zylka]

SWEET!!! If you buy apolyton gear, you get a banana added to your location field!@!#!@$#Q

Holy effing Markos, get on this if you want to move your merchandise!!!!

[MarkG]

how about access to no-ads forum styles for a month or so(if i figure out how to do it )??

[Zylka]

Emm no people want something concrete they can show off to other posters

A banana icon in the side profile would do just that

[Zylka]

Markos we're sitting on a goldmine here!!!

[Pavlov]

Originally posted by Zylka
Emm no people want something concrete they can show off to other posters

Now what the £$@%# is wrong with cement? Oh, you concrete people make me furious!

[MarkG]

banana icons are easier to be done

[Solver]

Access to mod functions for a week? For this, Markos, I can guarantee you'll have at least 30 orders after you allow it .

[tniem]

Originally posted by Solver
Access to mod functions for a week? For this, Markos, I can guarantee you'll have at least 30 orders after you allow it .

All you would have to do is give someone mod powers for a five minutes and you know that you will have your biggest sale day ever.


Back on topic, Markos, how much do you guys make off of each sale? 10%? 20%?

[MarkG]

around those numbers depending on the type...

[Pavlov]

Originally posted by Solver
Access to mod functions for a week? For this, Markos, I can guarantee you'll have at least 30 orders after you allow it .

The problem is that about two thousand posters would be perma-banned in less than three seconds.

"How dare you answer my question with a joke?!" *ZAP*

[Anodyne]

Hmm...the products should be just funnier.

I want a "Wiglaf" -coffee mug!