Announcement

**Locutus** · May 22, 2002, 20:40

Some civvish (ctpish) ones. Don't know how suitable these are but see what you can use:

Code:

Blood shall run.
            -- CtP1 Warrior
%

No lemurs were harmed in the opening of this file.
            -- St Swithin (Activision), tut2_main.slc
%

int_t ******;	//probably won't ship with this
            -- St Swithin (Activision), tut2_main.slc [yes, it was shipped with this]
%

ARBITRARY_TERRAIN_VALUE = 650;	//I don't know; just sounded good
            -- St Swithin (Activision), tut2_main.slc
%

dumbass workaround for dumbass design flaw
            -- St Swithin (Activision), tut2_main.slc
%

more workarounds than you could shake a lemur poo at
            -- St Swithin (Activision), tut2_main.slc
%

note to self: bad design always finds a way of biting you right on the butt
            -- St Swithin (Activision), tut2_main.slc
%

oh, baby, show me your workaround face
            -- St Swithin (Activision), tut2_main.slc
%

//general warnings n' info about **** that happens in the game
//there's a lot of them; I don't ****ing care enough to comment each one
            -- St Swithin (Activision), tut2_main.slc
%

I'm sure St Swithin won't mind

Edit: bah! the last one isn't nearly as good with auto-censor on

**Locutus** · May 22, 2002, 21:29

Some Apolytoner quotes:

Code:

If Alexander's Horse is so good, how come there are so many threads about fixing him?
            -- Nordicus
%

Does Mrs. Ming know her husband is spanking kids over the Internet?
            -- WesW
%

Yes, yes, list your favorite tricks and strategies...I will then alter the game to render them ineffective! Ha, Ha, Ha!
            -- WesW
%

I have thought of manually adjusting your attitude...
            -- Skorpion59
%

I have several that could do for #7--Microcomputers: the best one, which I'm considering, is of a computer. I did have three different types of silicon chips I was thinking of using, but I can't seem to find the damn things now...lost amid the maze of files somewhere. So, what do you think? 
            -- Nordicus
I think you need to take a course in organizational skills.
            -- WesW
%

I *may* have solved some of the problem with specialists tonight. Then again, I may have screwed things up- I don't know. If that happens, I won't know whether to laugh, cry, or both. God, I'm starting to sound like Nordicus (the horror!). ;)
            -- WesW
%

Hmm, my memory seems to be failing me (too bad my email archive has gone the way of the dodo, had dozens of gems)... maybe because it's 3:00 AM?

I'm sure I can remember more tomorrow...

**DarkCloud** · May 22, 2002, 22:14

Originally posted by Stefu
"I have leadership abilities of a small cantaloupe"
- Stefu

I think we need to edit this Stefu, or it'll be rejected, thus:

code:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"I have leadership abilities of a small cantaloupe"
-- Stefu
%

---
And since I'm egotistical (someone actually told me the following, I merely altered it so that it would work better as a quote)

code:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"DarkCloud: A computer on a nasty little Island no one has ever heard of."
-- Theben or n.c.
%

---
and my favorite Hydey quote:

code:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"I'm not telling you where I live because you might come down here and rape me
-- Hydey
%

**DarkCloud** · May 22, 2002, 22:21

"A Nazi who doesn't know who to hate."
-- cpoulos on anarcho-fascists:
%

"hmmmm...
VERY interesting.

In one moment 90 people were online.
One moment later only 6 left.

Probably MarkG and all his DL's went offline"
-- Eli ponders DL's
%

"Iraq's sand could make a formidable amount of glass, if heated properly"
-- SlowwHand
%

"Chaos Warrior: A few people told me they prefer my old username. What do you think? Andz83, the stubborn German bastard or Chaos Warrior, the stubborn German bastard?
orange: doesn't matter to me...I thought you got banned?
Lefty Scaevola: Sould be "Deutse-Spam"
-- Various
%

"Eli: religious/spiritual beliefs, or the abscence thereof - none
Thue: No abscence of spiritual beliefs, eh?"
-- Eli/Thue
%

"Imran: Wonder where that annoying GirlBoy Stefu is? With 3 in one, I'm sure we can beat some sense into him.
And, oh yes, make him look like a member of the male gender, very important

Stefu: So you'd want me to look like... oh, never mind. Imagine what kind of perverted comment I could possibly make here, and you're guaranteed to be pretty near the mark. "
-- Imran and Stefu
%

"Star Wars, Episode 2: Jar Jar Must Die "
-- Stefu
%

"Alexander's Horse (Apolyton Troll)--- Its a bird!
Alexander's Horse (Apolyton Troll)--- Its a plane!
Kull--- Actually, it sounds a lot like the Taliban!
Par 4--- No wait it's CivNation"
-- Comments on CivNation
%

"Krazy Horse-- Give it up. CivNation's been banned for the next 2 weeks.
Jack the Bodiless--- ...Yep, so he can't answer back! But I've already prepared this, so I'll post it anyhow. "
-- Krazy Horse/Jack the Bodiless
%

"CivNation- Gays are demon-offspring
Ming- Shut up. You're banned again
KrazyHorse- Wow, a new record- 5 minutes

"
-- Various
%
---

Well, another one of my archives has been exhausted

I like the Iraq one and Eli/Thue's best

**Mr. President** · May 23, 2002, 00:43

Here's the Morgan Gravitonics one again in case you want it:

What goes up - better doggone well stay up!
-- Morgan Gravitonics, Company Slogan
%

**Ari Rahikkala** · May 23, 2002, 04:35

BTW, since you probably have put the Apolytoner quotes in a separate file, I think you could prioritise it a bit higher (at least for now) so that the lovely quotes on this thread would be seen more often... What do you think, Marky?

**MarkG** · May 23, 2002, 04:52

that's already a given lightening

**MrWhereItsAt** · May 23, 2002, 04:59

We'd better have this one. :doitnow:

All your base are belong to us
-- Cats
%

**Chowlett** · May 23, 2002, 05:29

And please don't be prejudiced against DarkCloud simply because he's used quote marks. He has some good ones up there.

**aaglo** · May 23, 2002, 05:30

Re: Great CIV QUOTES Wanted!

Code:

Who the hell is general failure, and why is he reading my hard drive?
             -- Aaglo
%

**MarkG** · May 23, 2002, 06:11

quotes added and will show up with a 50% chance(the other 50% will be from the default archive)

if it worked that is

**aaglo** · May 23, 2002, 06:14

Sooo.... let's see, if this works then

[edit]: a box appeared, where was something like this "Here's something for you to think about" and two buttons...

Now, which button should i think about

**MarkG** · May 23, 2002, 06:16

ok, NOW it should work

apolyton/civ quotes probability set to 30%

**aaglo** · May 23, 2002, 06:18

Yeah, it showed a quote (not an apolytonian/civ-quote) when I edited the last post...

**Chowlett** · May 23, 2002, 06:49

Fats loves Madelyn?