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**d_dudy** · March 19, 2002, 21:57

best interview yet! funniest too, i think.

**Lancer** · March 20, 2002, 00:36

All I have to say is...

Salamatatoodeeebadoootyyyy!

Just to get even for all those meaningless, jibberish thread titles in the OT.

**ravagon** · March 20, 2002, 02:00

Very amusing interview.

Poor DanQ. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

**Lancer** · March 20, 2002, 03:58

That's right ravagon, Dan, how about doing an interview? As owner of Apolyton...along with that other fella, what's his name, the interview would be very interesting to me and others I'm sure. Waddayasay?

**Keygen** · March 20, 2002, 06:10

Yeah, it was funny indeed

Good interview Stefu

BTW, could I have the Markos b-l-o-w-u-p doll?

**Urban Ranger** · March 20, 2002, 10:15

Whoa, that smug looking smuck is Stefu?

**MikeH** · March 20, 2002, 11:03

I got a mention.

**Gramphos** · March 20, 2002, 11:37

You know, I got the banana thing first time you said it...

**Stefu** · March 20, 2002, 13:25

And now, the man, the myth, the masturbator, that's right, ME, will answer your stupid questions!

Gasmaske: Male or female?

If you don't know already, look down your trousers. If you see two eggs and a sausage, you're a man, if you see... mysterious object, you're a woman.

Gasmaske: Spit or swallow?

Swallow, naturally. While swallow is not one of birds I eat daily, chicken being always the trusty choice, it is still alive and meaty, and I'd eat it much rather than eating spit. Especially someone else's spit.

Anyone who tries to make double entrende's based on that is guilty of piscicide in a barrel.

MrWhereItsAt: Are you getting enough oxygen?

Yes.

That reminds me. Why do you English-speaking brain-damages insist on giving chemicals stupid names? I mean, sodium and potassium? Who came up with those? You can't help but think "Sodomium" or "Sodoffium" every time you see name sodium, and "potassium" just makes you think Dan Quayle would likely spell it "potassiume." They're natrium and kalium, folks! NaCl is natrium chloride, not sodium chloride! I mean, Na=natrium, K=kalium, what the fjock is so hard about that?

MrWhereItsAt: What is your secret identity?

At day, I'm John Ashcroft, mildly mannered fundamentalist nut who is Attorney General of United States. However, at night, I'm Stefu, the funny Finn of... of... Fenia!

In case you're wondering who George W. Bush is, one word should set you straight: ottok.

MrWhereItsAt: Who is Stefu and why should he/she be interviewed?

I'm John Ashcroft and should be interviewed because otherwise I'll slip hardcore pornography in Solver's computer and then have my brownshirts arrest him. OK, I'm not really John Ashcroft. I'm his live-in gay lover.

Chris 62: Is that gibberish you call Finn an actual langauge, or are you just joshing us?

All I have to say as reply to that is: Huunaja kirstaa rehnikkää kortosta ernikisti.

BeBro: Who made the troll song?

I did. It's based on log song from Ren & Stimpy. It's log, log, it's big and heavy and wood!

Come to think of it, that sounds dirty.

CtG: are you a cantalope?

Haha! America boy misspelled cantaloupe!

Gasmaske: legs, arse or tits?

Look, Gasmaske, you are obviously very confused young ???, so here is some advice you'll need later on:

1. You aren't supposed to get the moonies. Go see a doctor. And no, they aren't supposed to be blue like in that commercial.
2. You aren't supposed to get the hangy things in with the blood-filled thing. And you won't get many chances to use this knowledge, I'll wager.
3. No, when you are in prison, person named "Flagpole Flaganan" isn't a good friend if you want to protect your arse's virginity.

DarkCloud: Do you have a database of information of other posters stored secretly on your desktop to be released at a later date to defame many such as the future politician "Bob Dornan/History049"?

Believe it or not, I once thought of this. Then I decided not to. Not because of ethics or anything, but because I'm lazy.

In fact, I'm so lazy I'm going to stop answering stupid questions for now. Maybe later.

**Solver** · March 20, 2002, 14:08

Good ones, Stefu! I do now have the proof that you really know how to make the masses laugh.

Just wait till you get the Ming interview... an impressive piece of modern culture

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**Hueij** · March 20, 2002, 20:45

Hmm, mixed feelings...

Besides the fact that Fins should use "the, a and and" more (can't think of the right term here), Stefu tries to be funny too much. We all know he can be a laugh, but I hoped to learn more about the real guy.

Another thing, I hate it when other people mix their comments in an interview.

**DanQ** · March 20, 2002, 23:10

As soon as Solver asks and is able to pencil me in, by all means I will be glad to participate in an interview.

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Dan; Apolyton CS

**Lancer** · March 20, 2002, 23:11

Hueij, sshhhhhh....

When you consider it was done by a Fin it's really excellent!

**Lancer** · March 20, 2002, 23:13

Dan, you posted that one minute before my post...after a whole day in which niether of us posted! Amazing...

Solver, screw Ming, WE WANT DAN!

(Sorry Ming)

Solver, when can Dan be scheduled?

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