Why do most of The Flashman's threads get closed?

[Lancer]

Lancer is the third person to post like this in this thread. He becomes the third person in the third person.

[Immortal Wombat]

erm...

The wombat has counted you the seventh actually Lancer.

Wow, It has just been brought to the attention of the Wombat, that in fact he is the third person's third person in this thread.

He is happy

[spartak]

Gasmaske realises that like most of Flashman's threads this thread is indeed toast.

[phoenixcager]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
The Provost unit thinks it is no mystery who the Flashman is

The phoenixcager would like to note that the flashman has already revealed his true identity in another thread.

[Lancer]

Lancer wants to know who Flashman is. Will you tell him if you see me?

[phoenixcager]

PM sent

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by phoenixcager

The phoenixcager would like to note that the flashman has already revealed his true identity in another thread.

The Immortal Wombat would like to know which thread.

[M. le Comte]

M. le Comte doesn't care about who is the Flashman. Anyway, he's so quick noone can see him.

[MarkG]

MarkG doesnt think he should give a reason why this thread is being closed.

MarkG hopes the average Apolytoner is smart enough to understand.

[Asher]

posted before deletia

The Flashman should stop using 3rd person.