Give us your best quotes!

[Urban Ranger]

Markos requested in another thread:

Originally posted by MarkG
get me first a huge list of quotes and then i'll work something out.....

So, what are you waiting for? Send 'em in!

[Colon™]

Is Markos intending to use those quotes for showing them after you submit your post? In that case this material probably won't do...

"[complex of letters stupid netscape can't copy] (greek)

Snapcase, commenting on the Greek alphabet.

“Mark, Ming is using his Middle-Management authority to pick on me in the Off-Topic thread. Please tell him to uncap my threading ability. Ive only created 1 thread there so far.”

Steve5304, reacting on the (old) thread limit.

"NASDAQ has been trying for over a year to break into Europe. NASDAQ is trying to become a global exchange. NASDAQ uber alles.”

Pchang, commenting on the purchase of a 50% stake in easdaq by nasdaq.

""With MS-Outlook on my PC I can auto-route emails from Colon right to my recycle bin!!!"

Sten Sture, on his kind reception of my emails.

[Paul Hanson]

The one in my sig?

[Solver]

I think in my sig is better.

[Ari Rahikkala]

Mine isn't from the administration, but I think it's a good one nonetheless :

[rah]

Testicles, the other white meat.

(Reprinted with the authorization of Dolph and Vito.)

[Imran Siddiqui]

Ah yes... Dracon has an interesting quote of mine in his sig... however that only applies to those that know the story of Ohio in the SMAC forums.

I'm sure many remember this masterpiece by yours truely:

"What? Huck Finn is one of the best books I've ever written".

Still hilarous, posted back in the days of YYYH.

[Stefu]

"I have the leadership abilities of small cantaloupe."
-- yours truly

Come on MarkG, you know it's tried and true.

[War4ever]

my sig works for me

[DaShi]

AcolKitty's sig.:

"ok, fine.
from now on, i can refer to this thread whenever someone mentions acol as a place of freedom where you can post whatever you want and where noone is banned...."
--MarkG
and by MikeH
she's only illegal because of your ridiculous age of consent ages.

[DaShi]

Originally posted by War4ever
my sig works for me

How about:

"The jerkstore called. They're out of you."

[Chris 62]

Who is Rah?...Solver

[Kassiopeia]

I like the both ones of my signature, but here's a Finnish one:

"Nälkä ei koskaan lähde, se vain siirtyy."

"Hunger never disappears, it just moves ahead (?)"

- Uuno Turhapuro

[tniem]

If you want some more serious ones:

"Now, I know I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!" - Homer Simpson

"The strong do what they will, the weak do what they must." - Thucydides

"History is bunk." - Henry Ford

"We must all hang together, or surely we will all hang seperately." - Benjamin Franklin

"One death is a tragedy and a million is a statistic." - Josef Stalin

"For every buffalo you kill, you should plant two more." - George W. Bush

"Absolute power corrupts absolutely." - Machiavelli

"Wealth needs poverty of a kind in order to be complete and fufilling." - Thomas Moore

"Veni, vidi, vici." - Julius Caesar

[Colon™]

By a certain anonymous character

"Really, if history049 wasn't the greatest spammer, he at least was the earliest one. At the time, they didn't even counteract the stuff.
In fact, we didn't even had a word for it, we all just said "godammit 049, write posts longer than one line!". (those were the early days remember, 1 character-posts were unheard of)"

"Maybe we should we ask Firaxis to junk this civilisation rubbish and create a game about bacterias instead?"

"We didn't had to worry about global warming an nuclear proliferation during the medieval ages and similarily we didn't had to worry about spam when there were branching boards."

"We want people to lose perspective, it keeps them at Apolyton."