8 deities!

[GhengisFarb™]

PANTHEON of APOLYTON
Deities
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MarkG - Overgod and protector of all things. Slayer of Kittens.
Alexander's Horse - God of Trolls. Frequently in conflict with Ming.
Mao - God of Spammers. Also frequently in conflict with Ming.
Ming The Merciless - Slayer of spammers and trolls, God of CASE CLOSED and Overlord of the dread realm Mingapulco.
rah - God of Animals and Beasts. Lord of ferrets, Brother of Ming (a title all of it's own) and Overlord of Rahlcatraz.
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[Bloody Monk]

Nice touch on the Minions.

Monk

[GhengisFarb™]

Okay, here's a tease of the intitial Mythos:

In the beginning there was AL.
AL was all things, and all things were AL.
And AL said "let there be the internet!"
And the internet was.

And AL saw the internet, and the internet was good.
But the internet was chaos and strife without order.
Amongst this strife and disorder an entity was born.
And this entity took the name MarkG.

MarkG saw the disorder and strife and it was not good.
So he established a place of eternal order.
He called this place Mount Apolyton.
And MarkG dwelt upon Mount Apolyton and existence was good.

[Bloody Monk]

And a wail came forth from the formless and void crying, "More; we must hear more!!"

Please

Monk

[GhengisFarb™]

FACT VERIFICATIONS

Now I was under the assumption that Provost Harrison was once a diety. I also assumed it lost it do to multiple PCRs and assumed these PCRs came from Ming.

Is this true? Cause I have several stanzas committed to the battle of Ming and Provost Harrison and Ming casting PH out of Mount Apolyton.

I think their fairly funny, somewhat redundant, but fairly funny. Just want to make sure the facts are straight.

MtG voluntarily deleted his post count and Deity status when he became a mod didn't he?

[Dauphin]

PH was given a hefty PCR for saying that Fez/Giancarlo gargled male love juices.

[DrSpike]

I thought MtG said something about being 7000 or 8000 when he deleted his post count, not Deity. It was a while ago though, so seek further verification.

[Rasputin]

good story genghis .............

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by Big Crunch
PH was given a hefty PCR for saying that Fez/Giancarlo gargled male love juices.

[GhengisFarb™]

So then neither of the Fallen Deities were actually ever at Deity level? Perhaps I could lump Trip in there with them and use them as Minor Deities that keep getting their butts kicked for the enjoyment of the full Deities.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Imran Siddiqui - God of Angst and Contraryness, Bane of misinfomation and Slayer of Innocent posters.

That's a good nature . I run the lives of all teenagers basically .

Imran Siddiqui - God of Logic and Reason.

All praise be to me... oh wait, that isn't very logical... more faith... isn't a God of Logic and Reason kinda ironic?

[DrSpike]

GF: PH was a Deity.........as I said I'm not sure about MtG.

[notyoueither]

You are neglecting the brother deities. I see MargG there, but no mention of his realm of the First Greek Civ2 site. I don't see any mention of DanQ and his realm, the Ultimate Civ2 Site.

[GhengisFarb™]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui

Imran Siddiqui - God of Logic and Reason.

All praise be to me... oh wait, that isn't very logical... more faith... isn't a God of Logic and Reason kinda ironic?

I've been waiting for someone to notice that and get their "undies in a bunch" so to speak.

The problem is Dan isn't a full fledged Deity yet. I was thinking of a way to use the site merger but simply using Mount Apolyton allowed an easier transition from my Al Gore joke.

[Rasputin]

damn i missed hte al gore joke !!!!