If It Looks Like Molasses, Smells Like Molasses, and Tastes Like Molasses ...

[Gatekeeper]

... then it must be Apolyton's loading times!

Sorry, I just had to get that out of my system after having 'Poly run like water for "x" amount of time, only to grind to a halt (i.e. the molasses reference) an "x" amount of time later during the same day. Day in, day out, light traffic, heavy traffic ...

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[Tuberski]

My connection seems fine.....

ACK!

[Gatekeeper]

You, sir, obviously have watery maple syrup that flows fine and tastes great.

[ixnay]

It's seemed fine on this dialup connection.

[Nikolai]

I have no problems. Well, except for yesterday, but then I suddenly realized I had Kazaa open...

[Hydey]

working fine for me also

[badams52]

I used to think Poly was always slow, till I switched from IE to Netscape 7.0. Changing browsers sometimes can make noticable differences in load times.

[Harry Seldon]

I gets slow especially around lunch and right after typical workday hours, too.

[Falco]

It's kewl here dudes

[Rasbelin]

Get a proper connection.

[Harry Seldon]

Ya, sneakernet is so 1980's.

[Aramis]

Lunchtime, yes. Always slow then.
BTW, have you ever tasted molasses? What did you really think?

[mrmitchell]

Seems fine to me. (Though it is slightly slower than other sites. )

(1) Get a new browser
(2) Get a better connect
(3) Close Kazaa, you intellectual property thief
(4) Don't get on during peak hours.
(5) Hm, need (5) for a good, rounded list. Any (5)s?

[Aramis]

Just go on to 6 and list 5 as "There is no #5."

[Falco]

Originally posted by Asuka
Get a proper connection.

Hmm, mine is so quick I never get to read the quotes between the send and the going back in to Fora....

I feel that my fast connection speed is making me illiterate.