ACSPDG Elections: Term 1 Chairman of the Council of Ministers

[Octavian X]

Comrades! We are in need of a Chairman of the Council of Ministers! Mind you, we are not replacing Chairman Yang. That would be most harmful to the health of anyone, especially if they are allergic to bullets in the head.

The candidates:
Comrade GeneralTacticus

You have three days. Vote!

[Vander]

That Xenobanananananana better write a speech or I'm going to have to vote for GeneralTacticus...

[Hercules]

General Tacticus needs to post a speech in order that it can be checked for Political correctness.

Inspector H.Headsov

[GeneralTacticus]

Well, that's rather difficult, seeing as how my internet's lagged up and there's not much to say anyway. However...

Firstly, if you want to see my basic vision for the Human Hive, see the Avestite manifesto, posted elsewhere.

Regarding the process of being Chairman, however, I plan to do the following:

- Consult all other Secretaries regarding convenient turnchat times, so that as many as possible can attend (they'll most likely be held on weekends);

- Hold quickpolls in the chat if something important needs to be decided and there's no time for a proper poll (those who were members of the last game while I was Commissioner should recall my performance then);

- And I will also make sure to log turnchats and post clear and concise reports afterwards.

You're free to ask questions, but owing to my aforementioned internet problems and the fact that I'll be going away tommorrow, I likely won't be able to answer them before the poll closes.

[Hercules]

As long as you support Secret Police representation on the politburo. Otherwise I'll bug your bedroom. No I won't already done that I 'll bug the dining room done that too.The bathroom damski, Done that also. And we know about the running tap routine. Ah ha the Lounge blast that's already got four bugs, 2 of them ours, one the Gen Secs, and one Mrs Jamski's. Ah yes your computer.

[Corellion]

You haven't yet bugged his computer!?

For the greater good of the Hive, you must immediately request more funds! This state of sloppiness cannot be allowed to continue!