Turns of Package of Doom

[H0bbes]

So why attack me then? What's your miserable excuse this time?

2182 to the Hive.

[smhfan86]

u(the computer) intervened and declared vendetta on me when i began disarming the hive. u made no effort to revoke ur vendetta, thus implying that u were collaborating with the hive.

[H0bbes]

Did YOU offer to reinstate since YOU caused the change in the first place? How could I be collaborating? It's sunspots so no tech exchanges are possible; we were at Vendetta so I had no intel to offer; and I have no military capable of assisting the Hive.
Admit it; despite all your hot air, YOU are an opportunistic warmonger, bent on conquering planet and enslaving humanity in your labs. Let history witness your evil deeds.

[Archaic]

Originally posted by smhfan86
the hive only supports such a large population for miliatary purposes, as is obvious under its police state.

A Police State is better than a Fundamentalist Theocracy, as I'm sure you'd agree Provost. A dictator can be kind and benevolent, and that can be attested to by my own Pact Brother. Do you truly think the UN Peacekeepers would even think of talking to me if I wasn't such?

[smhfan86]

warmonger hobbes? does a warmonger have network nodes in every base, so he can perform research for the benefit of all mankind?

fundamentalist theocracy chairman? i am a researcher, not a religious zealot. i would never do research unders such a strict regime.

by extricating the hive and the pks from planet, the university is performing a service to planet's environment and its people.

[smhfan86]

82 to darius

the UofP is stunned at the hive's vicious attack on UofP weapons inspectors.

[H0bbes]

Inspectors my ass! Imperialistic forces of agression and despotism is more like it. Go experiment on your lab rats and leave us all alone.

Turned.

[Archaic]

A warmonger has Network Nodes in every base, so that he can perform weapons development banned by the UN Charter! Not to mention Command Centers and Bioenhancement Centers in every single base to augment his troops.

Exactly Provost, exactly. My government is not a theocracy either. I am a Benevolent Dictator. And judging by the complete lack of what you would call "Drones" in my bases, ever single landfall, I rather think my citizens appreciate that rather much more than your citizens do your rule. Indeed, I have proof to that effect from the lone UN Rover pilot who escaped from your custody shortly after you declared war on us both, and the council will be seeing that evidence as soon as the sunspots are gone.

"extricating the hive and the pks from planet" are we? Thank you for admitting your warmongering. As for your "Weapons Inspectors", I don't think even you could claim that there would be any in my nation if you were trying to "extricate" us, could you? These "Weapons Inspectors" are nothing but Drop Probe Teams, Missile Choppers and Missile Penetrators. You've already slain many of our troops trying to insert these into our nation, as well as having destroyed much of our resource extraction network.

[smhfan86]

83 to darius

my weapons inspectors were attempting to bring peace to our land, and yet u(archy) ambush them like gorillas in the midst?

i would have gladly accepted a peaceful solution if both of u had openly destroyed all or ur military weapons. yet u mocked me and the UofP Council by building more in ur bases?

clearly, the UofP was left with no choice but to cleanse the world of all evils and leave only the righteous to live in peace on Planet.

[Archaic]

I see you've conviently forgotten that you were attacking us long before you sent in these so called "Weapons Inspectors", with Missile Choppers and Penetrators no less. YOU are the one who should be disarming Provost. The Hive possesses only 1 Laser, and all other militarty personel are armoured garrisons with hand weapons. Mock you? Hardly. We're simply training more troops for our own protection against your conquest plans.

[smhfan86]

the UofP knows that the hive police state trains all its people in the deadly art of hand-to-hand combat.

disarming means total disarmanent. my weapons inspectors could not safely pass into ur territory until i eliminated some of ur illegal weapons platforms. unfortunately, i could not predict that u would hide troops in the fungus.

[Archaic]

Oh dear. We train our people in ancient martial arts. Yes, that's a lot more scary than a missile.

Weapons Platforms? Seriously Provost, I think you must be high off something concocted in your labs. As for "hiding troops in the fungus"....hah! All our troops who made attacks in self defense from our own cities. We hide nothing in the Fungus. Indeed, we're trying to rid ourselves of the blasted stuff.

[H0bbes]

Sheeeeeeeesh. You can tell who models their foreign policy on the bloody Americans: "We rule the world, let's kill everyone else and destroy the UN."

Turned.

[Archaic]

Indeed we can. If only these sunspots would clear up so that all could see the true extent of the Provost's ambitions.

Turn to SMH.

[smhfan86]

84 to darius

the UofP has unfortunately had to take leadership of some Hive and PK bases, as clearly, their leaders were not working in the best interests of Planet and its people.