Turns of Clone Wars II

[Qantaga]

2132 sent to Deimos.

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We are heartened to report that Admiral Yamamoto has accepted a Truce. Hopefully, we can put this unfortunate beginning behind us as we forge our fledgling empires on this new world.

[Maniac]

MY 2132 to Qantaga

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News broadcast to the inhabitants of Chiron, provided for you by ABC, the Armada Broadcasting Corporation:

"Good evening, listeners. Our top item tonight is the unprovoked attack of our Bushido Fleet by the band of pirates calling themselves the Mariner faction. Just a few hours ago they sent a news message over the globe claiming Bushido Fleet was guilty of a number of offenses. Of course nothing is true of these allegiations. Therefore our most honoured Admiral Yamamoto decided to come himself to the studio and take the defence.

Good evening to you too, Admiral. May I propose you respond to the presumed offenses one by one? First, they accused us of 'trespassing without leave'."

"Yes indeed. To that I must respond that after we first had laid contact with the Mariners just outside their HQ, I personally ordered the Fleet to withdraw outside claimed Mariner territory as quickly as they could. And in fact, Bushido had just left their waters, when they were ruthlessly ambushed by a detachment of gunships. So truely, what the Mariners say in this communiqué are pure lies:

It is with great sadness that we must report that the Bushido fleet remained well within Mariner territorial waters.

I don't know how large the Mariners assume their territorial borders are, but the interfactional conferency of MY 2121 has put it on 1500 kilometers in a circle around any sea base with a population of at least 10000 inhabitants. Also referred to as 3 tiles in common language. Bushido was at the moment of attack located at no less than two thousand kilometers away. I am willing to give all data Bushido has collected on its journey to a neutral investigation committee for verification of that fact. Of course it could be that the Mariners misread the 2121 conferency rules and thought their borders as 1500 of those outdated miles wide, instead of kilometers. More such accidents have happened in the past..."

"Yes I think suffices as an answer to the first accusation. The second is theft of Mariner property. How do you reply to that?"

"Very simple. I have said it before and I will repeat it: before we made first contact at his HQ, we DID NOT KNOW we were trespassing anyone's territory. So we can hardly be called conscious thiefs. To take a purely hypothetical and, ha, frankly a ridiculous example, if within a few decades it would appear there are aliens living on this planet, calling us intruders on their world, would we really deserve that name?? At most we can be called ignorant. Besides, the Mariners have never filed any request for giving them those 100 ec. So the following extract out of their communiqué is also a pure lie:

Since the Bushido fleet refused to return the 100 credits

If I didn't know better, I'd say those anarchist Mariners were just waiting for the first opportunity to attack us peaceful explorers."

"Time's running out, Admiral. Maybe it's time to move on to the last accusation..."

"Yes I was just coming to that. Unlike the impression the Mariners like to give, we did not 'release' mind worms. For Buddha's sake, Bushido Fleet was running from them herself! And hell did we know there was a base nearby! Oh yes, the Mariners still haven't answered to my question whether the Isle caused any trouble, more specifically did it cost human lives? They don't mention a thing about that in their list of accusations, so I guess no one's harmed. Even more, probably they have gained quite a few planet pearls out of it. Do I demand giving the pearls to me, although they legally belong to the Pack Armada? No I don't!
One last thing I want to get from my chest. I am appaled by how the Mariners place quotes of me in a wrong context. Especially this one:

Have a nice time being killed by Isles!

That was said in the following context:

I think it's a fair tactic sending your gunships behind enemy lines to grab the pods before the other does. You may do the same with me, if you like! Though the only pods you'll find in my neighbourhood are on fungus. Have a nice time being killed by Isles!

As you see, I was referring to the situation where one would pop pods around the fungus in my territory, not about the specific Isle in Mariner territory. This is a clear example of how the Guild uses unethical ways of brainwashing honest citizens.

Although great injustice has been done to the Armada, I am willing to accept the truce proposed by Qantaga. Unlike the Mariners, I seek peace and prosperity, not chaos and destruction. I thank you for you time."

"So far our interview with our leader, Admiral Yamamoto. More background information will be given after the news, in a special edition of "Telefacts". This only leaves me to give a short overview of the other news today.

Yamato Fleet reports it has nearly finished Operation Amundsen, an exploratory mission, faring from pole to pole. It is rumoured that the captain of the flagship said the following words: "Eat my dust", referring to the famous quote of Black Sunrise, leader of the most powerful faction on the face of this world. This proves that Armada ships don't have do under for their Pirate equivalents.

Also Pack researchers are proud to announce the completion of their research project towards a practical system for planetary networks. The knowledge will soon be put to good use and given to all factions with a friendly attitude towards the Pack. A good reason to check the communication office, so it seems.

This was the news. Thank you for watching and good night."

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I gratefully accept your olive branch, Qantaga. Don't mind the above in-game role-playing. I'm just talking robust language for my populace. After all, the Pack has an honour to keep high.

M@ni@c

[Black Sunrise]

Yamato Fleet reports it has nearly finished Operation Amundsen, an exploratory mission, faring from pole to pole.

The Black Sunrise Exploratory Fleet, consisting of Gunship 001, would like to point out that Yamamoto Fleet is welcome to play in the Southern Hemisphere if they so choose. We will remain in the warm and sunny Northern Region.

It is rumoured that the captain of the flagship said the following words: "Eat my dust", referring to the famous quote of Black Sunrise, leader of the most powerful faction on the face of this world. This proves that Armada ships don't have do under for their Pirate equivalents.

Is is good that the Armada recognizes our greatness. Perhaps they would care to add their votes to ours and elect Chairman Indra to the position of Supreme Leader?

[Maniac]

The Black Sunrise Exploratory Fleet, consisting of Gunship 001, would like to point out that Yamamoto Fleet is welcome to play in the Southern Hemisphere if they so choose. We will remain in the warm and sunny Northern Region.

Oh great, don't tell me that the everything above the equator lies well within your borders!

Perhaps they would care to add their votes to ours and elect Chairman Indra to the position of Supreme Leader?

Sure! If I become 'Penultimate' Leader! Which brings me to a question. Is Cooperative Victory on or not??

M@ni@c

[Maniac]

I just read it's off. Damn. No votes then!

[Deimos]

MY 2133 to Black Sunrise

[Black Sunrise]

Clonewarsii-yamamoto-2133

Sorry so slow, kinda sick today

[Maniac]

MY 2133 to Qantaga

It might be possible I won't be able to play (one of) the following days and certainly not December the 24th and 25th. My apologies!

[Qantaga]

M@ni@c, the turn seems to be lost in the mists of the Internet. Could you resend, please? Thanks.

[Deimos]

MY 2134 to Pirates

[Maniac]

MY 2134 to Qantaga

[Qantaga]

2134 to Deimos.

Happy Holidays to you all!

[Deimos]

MY2135 to Black Sunrise

[Black Sunrise]

2135 to yamamoto

Getting ready to settle more cities.

[Maniac]

MY 2135 to Qantaga

A merry christmas to you all!