Cybernetic Log recorded by the Prime Function
Mission Year 4
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>>We note with regret the CEO's decision to withdraw from trade negotiations at an early stage. While we understand his reasons, we believe that an opportunity for both of our factions has been passed over. Emotional responses such as these must be expected when dealing with the irrational fullhuman mind.
>>It may be, of course, that the CEO has misunderstood our intentions. His commitment to capitalism and the free market is legendary - but we find it hard to believe that even he should insist that *all* of the profit should find its way his pocket.
>> Action item: We should consider approaching the CEO to offer the services of Gamma-Chi-II, our brightest accounting Function. Itemising treaty income and presenting an invoice to the CEO on an annual basis would be well within her capabilities, and would solve the CEO's problem of soaring overheads ...
>>We hear that the Provost has discovered a type of artifact containing valuable research data. Matters would be considerably improved if we too, could locate one of these items. Survey data can, of course, be valuable in the right place. That place is not, however, the centre of our home island. Nor was it necessary to conduct the survey twice.
>> Action item: Reports indicate that one of our scout parties has yet to move from its starting point due to the fungal barrier close to the site of our Headquarters. The commander of the party has indicated that enforced idleness is leading to depraved and undisciplined behaviour within the unit.
>> While our seismologists remain optimistic that the pods will yield more land, in the form of a minor earthquake, or clean drinking water from a new aquifer, our patrols continue to return to Alpha Prime with nothing of this nature to report.
>>The Comms Function reports that the usual datafile has been transmitted to the University.
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