What has come so far...
Goobmeister posted 04-23-99 12:27 PM ET
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Goobfest99, mayhem, murder, and Miriam taking it all off... (sorry MoSe)
Goob Challenge has begun, if you expressed interest in playing and you havenot been contacted as a player, do not despair, rather rejoice for you will be atumatically eligible for the bene4 challenge as well as Goob Challenge II - The Revenge of the Peacekeepers! "Were not the same old pansies!" says a Chaos Gun toting Pravin Lal.
The first Goob Challenge
is a blind research on, spoils on, Dierdre naked, Yang friendly, Borehole clustering blow out of a game. 2 thumbs up from Siskel and Ebert. ( Are Siskel's thumbs always up now, or is one up and one down?)
Follow along the adventures of the 6 wacky charismatic leaders as they try to tame Planet and maybe get lucky.
Goob
Aredhran posted 04-23-99 08:55 PM ET
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This is an official communiqué from the Great Oak at Gaia's Landing:
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Intelligence reports I have received recently speak of a nasty rumor running about my person, that hereby formally deny:
I DO *NOT* RUN NAKED IN THE TREES.
Any spy caught in the vicinity of my private gardens trying to prove the contrary will be mercilessly fed to my pet Mindworms, as I listen to his screams and watch his body twitch as my dear little grubs feed on his brains.
Walk with Planet
Lord Aredhran
Gaia's Stepchildren
Nell_Smith posted 04-24-99 01:45 AM ET
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UNIVERSITY OF PLANET AUTHORISED INTER-FACTION COMMUNICATION
Message Status: Decrypted
Access Level: Open
Signatory: NS, Provost
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On behalf of the venerable institution of the University of Planet, I am proud to report on our progress, and to greet you all formally. My salutations to you and your various peoples.
I am pleased to confirm that my research teams continue to achieve excellent results, at a quite phenomenal rate, considering how handicapped we are by the barren terrain and inhospitable conditions of this strange new world. There have been rumours of unrest at one or two of my bases, but I assure you all that these rumours are entirely false, and that my research personnel are fully committed to their work. The fact that I have found it necessary to recruit strong troop battalions is a mere coincidence, but one which I hope will help to defend my research programmes from any outside interference... not that the need will arise, I hope and trust.
I assume that you, my colleagues, are in agreement that the best way forward is for us to concentrate our efforts on research and the discovery of new and life-enhancing technologies. I am sure that nobody will disagree with me on this.
The highway of progress beckons and I look forward to leading you all along its path.
I remain,
Provost Nell of the University
Note to Psych Research Team : I fail to see how running through the trees, whether clothed or unclothed, would serve any useful purpose. I cannot imagine how any responsible person could be distracted from the fascinations of sub-atomic particle analysis by the rather tedious spectacle of a fellow human being disporting in this way. Interestingly, I have noticed that my male colleagues do not seem to agree with me, although no doubt they are simply attempting some form of humour at my expense. Please investigate.
cousLee posted 04-24-99 02:24 AM ET
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The Economic oppertunities on Planet are quite exciting, any "competition" will be delt with in a "calm and rational" business manner. Although I see no reason for anyone to try this, we have already set-up shops for all you needs. visit them at your convienence. Weapons are not allowed in our industrial complexes, any violation will be delt with in an approiate manner.
You credit application will be sent by special carrier very soon.
Goobmeister posted 04-26-99 11:03 AM ET
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WWWWELLLCCOOMMMMmmm Earrth CHILDrrenn... Pleasure to be....learning...you....We will be makingg friends???...Yes??
bene4 posted 04-26-99 11:08 AM ET
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SPARTAN GENERAL BROADCAST 2151
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Harsh conditions at Sparta Command have strengthened Spartan Citizens to a level beyond that ever reached by a fighting force on Earth. Research has been slowed by these same conditions.
Factions wishing assistance in protecting their interests are asked to contact the nearest off duty Spartan Troops. The Spartan Faction takes no responsibility for any injuries resulting from attempting to talk to on duty Spartan Troops. Payment through research information is acceptable.
A demonstration of Spartan strength is available.
Ever vigilant
Colonel Bene, the 4th.
Goobmeister posted 04-30-99 01:17 PM ET
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Good Evening and thank you for joining us at PBC Nightly News. We have several late breaking reports coming in.
The first concerns matters on the beaches near U.N. Headquarters where a photo shoot for Santiago's Secret Catalogue was violently ended when a Isle of the Deep off loaded a couple of mature boils. The Spartan models were able to hold off one of the boils by lauching flaming Zhakarov Cocktails from Wonder Bras lashed to fungal growth. The U.N. Peacekeeper guards appear to have been too distracted to have been of much assistance and the second mind worm over ran their positions, but retreated into the fungus instead of facing the militarily endowed Spartan Models.
The other breaking story is a comunique issued from the Gaian Ministery of the Interior, (GMI) which is as follows:
"CITIZENS RIOT AT GAIA'S LANDING. Disgrunted workers in the city refused to work the fields today. Unofficial sources close to the faction's leader, Lord Aredhran, hinted at a classified intelligence report that mentions the presence of unidentified enemy spies in the close vicinity of the Gaian
Headquarters. No official statement has been issued by the Gaian Authorities at this time."
Reports coming in from all the unidentified enemy spies in the vicinity show that they claim there are no unidentified enemy spies in the vicinity.
One reporter who tracked down an alledged enemy spy questioned the spy who responded,
- Who Me?
- Yes you.
- Couldn't be.
- Then who?
At that point the "spy" pulled out a black box and the transmission ended.
Unreliable reports point to elements of Human Hive seperatist movement, but when Chairman Yang was questioned he looked long and hard at the reporter and replied:
- Everybody here is happy.
And we could all tell he was telling the truth.
We will right back after these commercial messages from Mor-Mart.
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More to follow...
Goobmeister posted 04-23-99 12:27 PM ET
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Goobfest99, mayhem, murder, and Miriam taking it all off... (sorry MoSe)
Goob Challenge has begun, if you expressed interest in playing and you havenot been contacted as a player, do not despair, rather rejoice for you will be atumatically eligible for the bene4 challenge as well as Goob Challenge II - The Revenge of the Peacekeepers! "Were not the same old pansies!" says a Chaos Gun toting Pravin Lal.
The first Goob Challenge
is a blind research on, spoils on, Dierdre naked, Yang friendly, Borehole clustering blow out of a game. 2 thumbs up from Siskel and Ebert. ( Are Siskel's thumbs always up now, or is one up and one down?)
Follow along the adventures of the 6 wacky charismatic leaders as they try to tame Planet and maybe get lucky.
Goob
Aredhran posted 04-23-99 08:55 PM ET
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This is an official communiqué from the Great Oak at Gaia's Landing:
************************************************** ****************************************
Intelligence reports I have received recently speak of a nasty rumor running about my person, that hereby formally deny:
I DO *NOT* RUN NAKED IN THE TREES.
Any spy caught in the vicinity of my private gardens trying to prove the contrary will be mercilessly fed to my pet Mindworms, as I listen to his screams and watch his body twitch as my dear little grubs feed on his brains.
Walk with Planet
Lord Aredhran
Gaia's Stepchildren
Nell_Smith posted 04-24-99 01:45 AM ET
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UNIVERSITY OF PLANET AUTHORISED INTER-FACTION COMMUNICATION
Message Status: Decrypted
Access Level: Open
Signatory: NS, Provost
================================================== ================================
On behalf of the venerable institution of the University of Planet, I am proud to report on our progress, and to greet you all formally. My salutations to you and your various peoples.
I am pleased to confirm that my research teams continue to achieve excellent results, at a quite phenomenal rate, considering how handicapped we are by the barren terrain and inhospitable conditions of this strange new world. There have been rumours of unrest at one or two of my bases, but I assure you all that these rumours are entirely false, and that my research personnel are fully committed to their work. The fact that I have found it necessary to recruit strong troop battalions is a mere coincidence, but one which I hope will help to defend my research programmes from any outside interference... not that the need will arise, I hope and trust.
I assume that you, my colleagues, are in agreement that the best way forward is for us to concentrate our efforts on research and the discovery of new and life-enhancing technologies. I am sure that nobody will disagree with me on this.
The highway of progress beckons and I look forward to leading you all along its path.
I remain,
Provost Nell of the University
Note to Psych Research Team : I fail to see how running through the trees, whether clothed or unclothed, would serve any useful purpose. I cannot imagine how any responsible person could be distracted from the fascinations of sub-atomic particle analysis by the rather tedious spectacle of a fellow human being disporting in this way. Interestingly, I have noticed that my male colleagues do not seem to agree with me, although no doubt they are simply attempting some form of humour at my expense. Please investigate.
cousLee posted 04-24-99 02:24 AM ET
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The Economic oppertunities on Planet are quite exciting, any "competition" will be delt with in a "calm and rational" business manner. Although I see no reason for anyone to try this, we have already set-up shops for all you needs. visit them at your convienence. Weapons are not allowed in our industrial complexes, any violation will be delt with in an approiate manner.
You credit application will be sent by special carrier very soon.
Goobmeister posted 04-26-99 11:03 AM ET
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WWWWELLLCCOOMMMMmmm Earrth CHILDrrenn... Pleasure to be....learning...you....We will be makingg friends???...Yes??
bene4 posted 04-26-99 11:08 AM ET
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SPARTAN GENERAL BROADCAST 2151
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Harsh conditions at Sparta Command have strengthened Spartan Citizens to a level beyond that ever reached by a fighting force on Earth. Research has been slowed by these same conditions.
Factions wishing assistance in protecting their interests are asked to contact the nearest off duty Spartan Troops. The Spartan Faction takes no responsibility for any injuries resulting from attempting to talk to on duty Spartan Troops. Payment through research information is acceptable.
A demonstration of Spartan strength is available.
Ever vigilant
Colonel Bene, the 4th.
Goobmeister posted 04-30-99 01:17 PM ET
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Good Evening and thank you for joining us at PBC Nightly News. We have several late breaking reports coming in.
The first concerns matters on the beaches near U.N. Headquarters where a photo shoot for Santiago's Secret Catalogue was violently ended when a Isle of the Deep off loaded a couple of mature boils. The Spartan models were able to hold off one of the boils by lauching flaming Zhakarov Cocktails from Wonder Bras lashed to fungal growth. The U.N. Peacekeeper guards appear to have been too distracted to have been of much assistance and the second mind worm over ran their positions, but retreated into the fungus instead of facing the militarily endowed Spartan Models.
The other breaking story is a comunique issued from the Gaian Ministery of the Interior, (GMI) which is as follows:
"CITIZENS RIOT AT GAIA'S LANDING. Disgrunted workers in the city refused to work the fields today. Unofficial sources close to the faction's leader, Lord Aredhran, hinted at a classified intelligence report that mentions the presence of unidentified enemy spies in the close vicinity of the Gaian
Headquarters. No official statement has been issued by the Gaian Authorities at this time."
Reports coming in from all the unidentified enemy spies in the vicinity show that they claim there are no unidentified enemy spies in the vicinity.
One reporter who tracked down an alledged enemy spy questioned the spy who responded,
- Who Me?
- Yes you.
- Couldn't be.
- Then who?
At that point the "spy" pulled out a black box and the transmission ended.
Unreliable reports point to elements of Human Hive seperatist movement, but when Chairman Yang was questioned he looked long and hard at the reporter and replied:
- Everybody here is happy.
And we could all tell he was telling the truth.
We will right back after these commercial messages from Mor-Mart.
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More to follow...
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