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AH HAHAHA! LOL! Aha!
ah, hum.... :wipes tear:
Those Caretakers have one hellava sense a' humor, I tell ya'!
ah, hum.... :wipes tear:
Those Caretakers have one hellava sense a' humor, I tell ya'!
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My wife: take please.Comment
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Earwicker, you just gave a bad name to recycling tank humor.
Do we really have nothing better to do...
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Resist: could not.Originally posted by SMACed
Earwicker, you just gave a bad name to recycling tank humor.
Do we really have nothing better to do...
Million of 'em: I got.
(okay, I'll stop now)Comment
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What did Yang say to Santiago after disappointing her in the bedroom?
"But Corazon, I thought you preferred flexibility!"
Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
"Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"Comment
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--Receives Lal's Book of Recycling Tank Humor. Reads jokes. Changes title to Lal's Book of Bathroom Humor--
It's official: we have way too much time on our hands."Beauty is not in the face...Beauty is a light in the heart." - Kahlil Gibran
"The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
"It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble." - Mark TwainComment
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...To which Santiago responded, Sheng-Ji, you are about to receive some serious information before your senses.
Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
"Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"Comment
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From a joke thread to a spam thread ... or was there a difference in the first place ...
Yeah, we definitely have too much time to spend on these forums, but hey it's a friday. Loosen up, man
I really think we'd better get a bit more substance behind these posts, it'll be locked before we know it
... and we just started the first book of rec tank jokes...and no, it will not become a bathroom humor collection.. how could you even suggest such an awful, awful thing...
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I don't have SMAC, but from these posts I take it the aliens have personalities, and peculiar syntactcal structures when speaking Galactic?
KenComment
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There is no pan galactic civilization or language in smax. It is a first contact for both species. The very nature of oral communication for the progenitors is so different from that of humans that any translation tends to be strained.Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
"Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"Comment
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On a completely unrelated subject: according to the dates on the official Firaxis website, Chairman Sheng-ji Yang is now two years old.
Anyone else for finding him wherever he is and stomping on him quick?
By the way, Zakharov is also five years old, and Morgan will be born in three years.
That's odd...I always figured Lal was older than Morgan...
Last edited by Clear Skies; July 21, 2001, 06:33."Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt WhitmanComment
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One Caretaker says to another Caretaker, "Joke: directed to you. Usurper: crossed road: why?"
The other responds, "Answer: inconceivable."
The first exclaims, "The other side: to get to. Har Har Har."
[Note: I may have lost something in the translation....?]
another for: "Lal's book of Recycled Humor"
'tank': ommited deliberatelyComment
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One Caretaker says to another Caretaker, "Joke: directed to you. Usurper: crossed road: why?"
The other responds, "Answer: inconceivable."
The first exclaims, "Demonstration: existence of guts. Har Har Har.""Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt WhitmanComment
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I had better go and find out how old Miriam isOriginally posted by SMAC Fanatic
On a completely unrelated subject: according to the dates on the official Firaxis website, Chairman Sheng-ji Yang is now two years old.
Anyone else for finding him wherever he is and stomping on him quick?
By the way, Zakharov is also five years old, and Morgan will be born in three years.
That's odd...I always figured Lal was older than Morgan...
Don't worry if there's a news story that a wretched Finn strangled a redheaded girl of a religious family
Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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