SMAC Or Love?

[Apocalypse]

I say combine the two. There is a hotseat option in SMAC. Just hide every chair in your house except one, that way you have to share.

[MattyBoy]

Hopefully Ming will ban this thread and save all of our love lives from dangerous confusions.

[Kassiopeia]

What love lives?

BTW I think this forum is quite unmoderated at the moment. Now what we need is a mod quoting me and showing his tongue, here, now, in this thread.

[Apocalypse]

I was just bringing up an old Civ2 joke, back before MGE was even released. There was a hotseat hack made and people were discussing what to do with it.

[Adalbertus]

I think it's only now that I understand the word "hotseat" correctly.

[Lucidor]

Give me a streak of luck in any venture, and they are both equally rewarding... However - a date has its advantages that no game can simulate. I mean - I'd rather be called Johan, than Chairman Yang, and this is even in an eventual hotseat option...

[MattyBoy]

name,
Thanks for entering into the spirit of the thread

hint: I think it is meant to be a bit silly

[Mr. President]

Originally posted by Sprayber


That would be something wouldn't it. Meet up with your date and hand her a script prepared by a team of writers. I'd be like "how about we skip all the boring conversation part and go to where you say lets get naked. I believe it's on page 5 or 6."

That's a classic!

"Dave, are you sure we're supposed to skip the movie and drive out to . . . what does that say . . . 'Make-Out Creek'?"

"Hey, I don't write this stuff . . ."

I think it is meant to be a bit silly

I think it is too.

I'd rather be called Johan, than Chairman Yang

Hmm . . . "Kneel, submissive pactmate! Kneel!"

[Diva]

Both, of course. I love to play SMAC/X on my SO's computer, even though I get distracted all the time.

[name]

"name,
Thanks for entering into the spirit of the thread

hint: I think it is meant to be a bit silly"

Oh. Ok I get it now. Hey Matty boy, I just raped your mom while she cried and screamed and then bashed her face in with a claw hammer. LOL!

[Mr. President]

Someone give that guy some coffee!

[Lucidor]

Originally posted by Mr. President
Someone give that guy some coffee!

Or perhaps one of those oversized "hug-yourself jerseys".

[Kassiopeia]

If this were the OT, name'd be off to Mingapulco by now.

[Frankychan]

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
Pro-women/girls:

1. Uh. The hole in the middle of the CD-ROM is way too small to be of any use.
2. You can kiss or hug the game, but it won't hug or kiss you back. Then again, in some cases girls might slap you instead of kissing or hugging back, so you have the element of risk involved.
3. Body temperature (unless you're one of those guys, ick)
4. Try sharing the bed with a cardboard box or a CD, and try sharing the bed with a woman.
5. A girl talks back. Well, that can be a bad thing too.
6. You can't marry a computer game (albeit I'm not sure of the legislation in all fifty states of the US).
7. A game can't accidentally reproduce (though that'd be profitable) and won't demand alimony even if you decide not to play anymore.
8. A computer game can't;
- do the dishes

Dang, I almost spit up after cracking up on the first one!

That's pretty messed up man! But pretty freekin funny!

I'm just surprised that for this kinda thread, there's choke responses.

[MattyBoy]

Yep, now you're getting the idea, name

No need to get so steamed up over victimless crimes.